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Evan Jenkins

@ejenk.com

🌐neoliberal πŸ™οΈyimby πŸš«πŸš—bancars πŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ‘ΆπŸ»dad ⛡️sailing

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X is down so I guess I’ll have to interact with you cretins.

16.01.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ad targeting has nailed down my interests precisely (watch brands named after presidents)

28.09.2025 01:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry to disappoint @groda.eu, but I just bought a new (to me) car.

24.05.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

USAID funding gets cut off and suddenly X: The Everything App stops working. Very suspicious.

10.03.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All your favorite poasters (me) are now on Bluesky: The Something App

10.03.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character 's arm is glowing with a pink light ALT: a cartoon character 's arm is glowing with a pink light
10.03.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were around for less than a year. You might say their presence was…
(β€’_β€’)
( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β– 
(βŒβ– _β– )
Fleeting

10.03.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were like Instagram Stories. They appeared at the top of the timeline for 24 hours.

10.03.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Proof of identity: ban cars (cc @groda.eu)

10.03.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just me posting bangers into the void.

10.03.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Bsky had Fleets I would come back here permanently.

10.03.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon has achieved his biggest Government Efficiency win yet: breaking Twitter.

10.03.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was kinda fun until the island sank due to global warming.

10.03.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dropping in to say hello from X: The Everything-Is-Broken App

10.03.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I only post on X: The Everything App. But here’s a Bluesky exclusive:

13.12.2024 15:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m right here

13.12.2024 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wtf I love Threads now

05.07.2023 23:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tweet by @DistractedAnna β€œJust saw Milf pluralized as milves, this is not okay”

then explainthis

05.07.2023 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€”

05.07.2023 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's literally a guy from TPM getting roasted here for being insufficiently pure. Both "liberal and conservative media personalities" are way outside the Overton window of this place.

04.07.2023 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is bin Laden's greatest crime.

04.07.2023 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky is so back

03.07.2023 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an indoorsman (I enjoy murdering animals, but indoors)

03.07.2023 18:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Amid death threats and harassment, University of Chicago professor reschedules β€˜The Problem of Whi...

Then I’m sure you’ll be thrilled to learn that FIRE came out in support of the lecturer’s right to hold her class back in November!

03.07.2023 12:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what idiot called it cybertruck and not lorry croft

02.07.2023 16:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes the boot shouts

02.07.2023 16:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky is a boot stamping on a human face, forever, shouting…

02.07.2023 16:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Vibe camp? You mean NAZI FASCIST CAMP?

02.07.2023 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you were the main

02.07.2023 01:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think #resistance boomerlibs are bad, wait till you see who's on here!

02.07.2023 00:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0