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Progeek, kink educator, and webmaster for one of the first messy dessert play sploshing websites. He/him, she/her, they/them; cute dresses notwithstanding.

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Three panel comic featuring a small lion lying in bed holding a smartphone to his face.  

Panel 1 reads: There's a tremendous amount of evidence that using your phone in bed is detrimental to your sleep.

Panel 2 reads: Active use of a device keeps your mind engaged, rather than letting it wind down.  Doomscrolling can stoke your anxiety, keeping you up.  And exposure to the blue light of a smartphone is said to inhibit melatonin production, disrupting your circadian rhythm.

Panel 3 reads:  Good thing I'm DIFFERENT.

Three panel comic featuring a small lion lying in bed holding a smartphone to his face. Panel 1 reads: There's a tremendous amount of evidence that using your phone in bed is detrimental to your sleep. Panel 2 reads: Active use of a device keeps your mind engaged, rather than letting it wind down. Doomscrolling can stoke your anxiety, keeping you up. And exposure to the blue light of a smartphone is said to inhibit melatonin production, disrupting your circadian rhythm. Panel 3 reads: Good thing I'm DIFFERENT.

The lion does not concern himself with healthy bedtime routines.

14.09.2025 18:45 👍 482 🔁 134 💬 5 📌 3
Boxed starter set for Star Trek: Away Missions featuring 4 Starfleet minis and six Borg minis

Boxed starter set for Star Trek: Away Missions featuring 4 Starfleet minis and six Borg minis

Saw this at a gamer garage sale today. Couldn’t buy it but wanted to, like I need ANOTHER game of combat between painted minis. (I do, don’t listen to him)

31.01.2026 01:02 👍 2 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

My partner cannot remember the name “purity seals” for the decorations on WH40K Space Marines and keeps calling them “CVS Receipts”

30.01.2026 01:54 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I hate to be the buzzkill, but the hobbits’ “leaf” is canonically just plain nicotine. I know y’all want it to be cannabis but it’s specifically not.

30.01.2026 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The amount of joy I get from wearing rubber should be studied honestly

09.01.2026 14:53 👍 787 🔁 74 💬 13 📌 0

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

07.01.2026 00:58 👍 2195 🔁 653 💬 18 📌 13
Needle felted mouse.

Needle felted mouse.

Needle felted mouse.

Needle felted mouse.

Needle felted mouse.

Needle felted mouse.

Made a little dude.

06.01.2026 11:16 👍 1224 🔁 245 💬 30 📌 4
Two "Animal Crossing" avatars dressed as the heroines of the 1984 anime series "Dirty Pair"

Two "Animal Crossing" avatars dressed as the heroines of the 1984 anime series "Dirty Pair"

I made anime "Dirty Pair" troubleshooter costumes for my Animal Crossing characters and I still couldn't care less whether Isabelle has boobs

06.01.2026 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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(m: Emma Magnolia)

01.01.2026 18:31 👍 793 🔁 89 💬 2 📌 1

I'm not upgrading to 2026, it's gonna be full of bugs like all recent AAA releases. I'm waiting for the first major patch and DLC release.

01.01.2026 06:54 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Satanic youth pastors explain: "the line between people who are into the occult--"

Satanic youth pastors explain: "the line between people who are into the occult--"

"--and modular synthesis is very permeable."

"--and modular synthesis is very permeable."

True words from VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE (@vipeopleshow.bsky.social) season one

28.12.2025 17:40 👍 21 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

Me: “No, I don’t want to fuck any of my anime waifus. I want to fuck enthusiastically consenting adult cosplayers dressed as my anime waifus. HUGE difference.”

29.12.2025 03:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.

26.12.2025 18:57 👍 3039 🔁 405 💬 58 📌 86
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The other site be like

27.12.2025 20:10 👍 3773 🔁 628 💬 18 📌 1

if you zoom in you can almost see the leather goddesses

28.12.2025 01:11 👍 39 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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Sometimes you just have to let the machines win...

28.12.2025 15:52 👍 701 🔁 70 💬 3 📌 4
Photo of an Animal Crossing character dressed as a British king

Photo of an Animal Crossing character dressed as a British king

Watching the Animal Crossing production of Hamilton. Bet you can guess the song

26.12.2025 23:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not to mention it goez fasta because it’s red

26.12.2025 01:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are MANY photos up on Fansly from General Restraint Photography and I for your submissive pleasure, with more still to be uploaded!

Treat yourself this Holiday and give yourself the gift of Blue 💙😘

fans.ly/KinkyCurvyBl...

25.12.2025 23:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Size queen! 🤣

25.12.2025 00:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Worship My Heels 👠
Full set on OF/LF tomorrow

#femdom #kink #shoeworship #footworship #footfetısh #stilettos #milf #loyalfans #onlyfans

23.12.2025 00:44 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass

22.12.2025 23:51 👍 2013 🔁 491 💬 32 📌 17

Raindrops on kittens and whiskers on kittens
Mittens on kittens and kittens on kittens
Kittens and kittens I’m stuck in a ring
Help I’ve forgotten the lyrical things

22.12.2025 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you have to remember to change your phone wallpaper from the sexy pic of your girlfriend before you go out to socialize with normies 😂

20.12.2025 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being one of those teens who read “Carrie” and thought, “Good on her, all those bitches totally deserved it”

19.12.2025 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Look at this woman wearing a latex catsuit in a 1930s sci-fi movie!” “What the hell? I gotta find this flick… oh. The clip is AI-generated. Fuck you.”

18.12.2025 20:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small light brown bunny with perked up ears leans against a person's leg on a couch.

A small light brown bunny with perked up ears leans against a person's leg on a couch.

16.12.2025 09:20 👍 2382 🔁 501 💬 13 📌 6

The Dirty Pair knew what’s what back in the 80s.

17.12.2025 06:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‘She-Ra and the Princesses of Power’ is scheduled to leave Netflix on February 21, 2026.

(source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)

16.12.2025 19:01 👍 292 🔁 137 💬 54 📌 426
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This is an untouchable run:

15.12.2025 04:28 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0