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A small bookshop called "March Hare" has put many books out in cardboard boxes, all marked with "$1.00" or "$5.00" labels. bunny passersby on the street flip through the books casually

A small bookshop called "March Hare" has put many books out in cardboard boxes, all marked with "$1.00" or "$5.00" labels. bunny passersby on the street flip through the books casually

Daily bunny no.3256 is looking through the paperbacks

13.03.2026 04:01 👍 2717 🔁 642 💬 15 📌 10

On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace

13.03.2026 03:17 👍 1348 🔁 506 💬 60 📌 28

My neighbor told me stratotankers keep eating his stratotankers so I asked how many stratotankers he has and he said he just goes to the airport and gets a new stratotanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding stratotankers to stratotankers and then his daughter started crying.

13.03.2026 00:54 👍 52 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0

Nw the twilight zone. I'm struck by how lonely all these dystopias are. Over and over people totally cut off from everyone

13.03.2026 00:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's supposed to be twenty degrees next week. Awfully rude

13.03.2026 00:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems pretty good, thanks

13.03.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Google decided to replace my weather widget with a thing that's just a Google search for "weather". Uh thanks a lot

12.03.2026 23:06 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Christopher Clary
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It's after midnight in the UAE and I believe that for the first in many days--I believe for the first time since hostilities began--the UAE did not release numbers on the total number of drone and ballistic missile strikes upon the UAE and their success in intercepting them.
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Christopher Clary @clary_co It's after midnight in the UAE and I believe that for the first in many days--I believe for the first time since hostilities began--the UAE did not release numbers on the total number of drone and ballistic missile strikes upon the UAE and their success in intercepting them. Quote Christopher Clary @clary_co · Mar 10 The hit vs. intercept rate for ballistic missiles and drone attacks since Feb. 28 for the UAE through today. Today is not like prior days. x.com/clary_co/statu… Image 4:23 PM · Mar 11, 2026 · 4,922 Views https://x.com/clary_co/status/2031828330274496747

so they're out of interceptors, yea?

11.03.2026 21:10 👍 692 🔁 98 💬 22 📌 23

It's cool reading the news everyday and there's a new group of people about whom the moderate response would be these people should be hung up at a gas station like Mussolini, but a judge says they're very disappointed and then nothing happens

12.03.2026 21:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cheep cheep mfers

12.03.2026 13:45 👍 90 🔁 21 💬 10 📌 0

there is a child-like naivety to the way business leaders approach sociopolitical problems that would be really sweet if it wasn't coming from the leader of a company with 30,000 employees and 3 billion dollars in revenue

12.03.2026 11:57 👍 4188 🔁 611 💬 148 📌 32

Thousands of guys making their thinking hard faces before asking chatgpt how to fix the straight of hormuz

12.03.2026 14:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I get a post to 10k likes ill post cloaca

12.03.2026 01:06 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 0

Ok so if they're doing a billion dollars a day just in munitions, how much are they deploying to float the market? There's no way they're watching countries count their days of oil supply without making some big promises

11.03.2026 23:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we're never getting oil under $60 a barrel again. i'm never flying to see any of my friends. it's so over. panic sell everything right now.

11.03.2026 16:15 👍 342 🔁 22 💬 33 📌 2

I heard they moved the carrier 1000 km away so they believe in that capability lol

11.03.2026 17:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

11.03.2026 04:13 👍 3944 🔁 1299 💬 80 📌 46

#wormwednesday

11.03.2026 15:21 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

One corner of the burger Reich triumvirate is gas prices it turns out

11.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

R/insurance is filled with people who signed up for "memberships" in things that look and sound like insurance but don't cover anything at all

11.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a little interesting how flag crazy they are. Like the one flag doesn't give them a big enough feeling

11.03.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I want to move fast and break things using long half life isotopes around the aquifer, we'll just buy a new one after

11.03.2026 16:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another issue with the trolley problem spilling out of the pedagogical frame is it's a hypothetical, so people avoid saying ok how has this worked out historically, what does observable reality say about this? Because that requires knowing things and listening to people

11.03.2026 16:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She is not taking energy markets seriously

11.03.2026 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The system works as the system is designed.

11.03.2026 13:39 👍 897 🔁 342 💬 0 📌 1

They're also just making up stuff that feels good whenever, like ok we love Jesus but he was an alpha male war fighter and he gives you magic powers and tells you what you want to do is cool also you'll be rich if you wish hard enough. That isn't really in the book I think

11.03.2026 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is dope

11.03.2026 04:49 👍 3296 🔁 485 💬 4 📌 15

So if they think they need domestic or diplomatic support for this, which is questionable, they'll want a domestic terrorism incident, but people are accustomed to mass shootings already, or big military deaths, which they're already pretending isn't happening

11.03.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The DHS Attorney who had a viral public meltdown in court at the height of the ICE occupation because it was too hard to follow court orders is now running for Congress as, get this, a Democrat. If we can learn what district she is running in, we can ask why she signed up to keep folks detained.

11.03.2026 12:47 👍 807 🔁 208 💬 14 📌 8

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

11.03.2026 11:12 👍 101 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0