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We're looking into it very strongly

Strait out of Compton

The straits are at it again

Dire straights

The cops in that movie are maybe the most Chicago ass cops ever put on film

That's too many

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Truly this is my cross to bear

I forgot my phone at home the other day. I was burning up with the urge to post like mfw no phone but I could not. It was difficult but I have survived

You're telling me a strait is not the same as a straight? This is a plot by big word to sell more word

Kind of like how there's a whole economy of China policy experts who don't speak any Chinese

It seems the most online artists have moved from drawing the big brain guy memes to fell for it again memes

We just pulled the interceptors out of Korea, can't imagine they're thrilled

Love to hear this

I don’t think this shit will work but i never want to hear about free speech from any trumpers or anti anti trumpers ever again, fuck off forever bsky.app/profile/cram...

A small bookshop called "March Hare" has put many books out in cardboard boxes, all marked with "$1.00" or "$5.00" labels. bunny passersby on the street flip through the books casually

Daily bunny no.3256 is looking through the paperbacks

On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace

My neighbor told me stratotankers keep eating his stratotankers so I asked how many stratotankers he has and he said he just goes to the airport and gets a new stratotanker afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding stratotankers to stratotankers and then his daughter started crying.

Nw the twilight zone. I'm struck by how lonely all these dystopias are. Over and over people totally cut off from everyone

It's supposed to be twenty degrees next week. Awfully rude

Seems pretty good, thanks

Google decided to replace my weather widget with a thing that's just a Google search for "weather". Uh thanks a lot

Christopher Clary @clary_co It's after midnight in the UAE and I believe that for the first in many days--I believe for the first time since hostilities began--the UAE did not release numbers on the total number of drone and ballistic missile strikes upon the UAE and their success in intercepting them. Quote Christopher Clary @clary_co · Mar 10 The hit vs. intercept rate for ballistic missiles and drone attacks since Feb. 28 for the UAE through today. Today is not like prior days. x.com/clary_co/statu… Image 4:23 PM · Mar 11, 2026 · 4,922 Views https://x.com/clary_co/status/2031828330274496747

so they're out of interceptors, yea?

It's cool reading the news everyday and there's a new group of people about whom the moderate response would be these people should be hung up at a gas station like Mussolini, but a judge says they're very disappointed and then nothing happens

Cheep cheep mfers

there is a child-like naivety to the way business leaders approach sociopolitical problems that would be really sweet if it wasn't coming from the leader of a company with 30,000 employees and 3 billion dollars in revenue

Thousands of guys making their thinking hard faces before asking chatgpt how to fix the straight of hormuz

If I get a post to 10k likes ill post cloaca

Ok so if they're doing a billion dollars a day just in munitions, how much are they deploying to float the market? There's no way they're watching countries count their days of oil supply without making some big promises

we're never getting oil under $60 a barrel again. i'm never flying to see any of my friends. it's so over. panic sell everything right now.

I heard they moved the carrier 1000 km away so they believe in that capability lol

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history