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crying @ Barry Glendenning saying Igor Tudor has 'torched his reputation as a bloke'

11.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A poster about a book collaboration between James Patterson and Mr fucking Beast

A poster about a book collaboration between James Patterson and Mr fucking Beast

A very sad update from London Book Fair ๐Ÿ˜ž

11.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gimli in fotr

Gimli in fotr

there is another path we could take our crude oil through, gandalf

11.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

auctioning off future extraction rights to any oil eventually produced by millions of years of pressure on my decomposed body

11.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RT @wiaanmulder

11.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

demandslop shock

11.03.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god if iโ€™d known youโ€˜d have a tantrum and overreact like this Iโ€™d never have assassinated your supreme leader

11.03.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my understanding is that the saatchi gallery is considering releasing its strategic oil reserve

11.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you ideally never want to be in the lower echelon

11.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here comes the emissary with another load of surrenderslop

11.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

apprentice task negotiation opening offer

11.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can excuse the chilling effects of expansive definitions of terrorism that donโ€™t stand up in court but i draw the line at the government giving kneecap free publicity

11.03.2026 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

buying a turner phone case to protest

11.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

alienated by every left wing british poster visiting it within a few years?

11.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Condominio in Parma, Italy r/brutalism

11.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 118 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
11.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the crew was running an unlicensed vape shop in the hull ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

11.03.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
@thehyewonfan6355 5y ago

Technically he's not dodging the actual bullets, but moving out of the way in a split second before the shooter fires right? Dunno if that's possible in real life though.

@enigma6357. 4y ago

It is definitely possible in real life but insanely hard to do (almost infeasible).

You need to be able to perfectly guess and predict the moment your opponent is going to fire every time.

@minatonamakazi 4y ago

@enigma6357 just like teamwork...bond with enemy...get inside their head and heart, can be practiced, but I wouldn't recommend at all

@thehyewonfan6355 5y ago Technically he's not dodging the actual bullets, but moving out of the way in a split second before the shooter fires right? Dunno if that's possible in real life though. @enigma6357. 4y ago It is definitely possible in real life but insanely hard to do (almost infeasible). You need to be able to perfectly guess and predict the moment your opponent is going to fire every time. @minatonamakazi 4y ago @enigma6357 just like teamwork...bond with enemy...get inside their head and heart, can be practiced, but I wouldn't recommend at all

Read. Learn.

11.03.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

get better soon !

11.03.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Winnie the Pooh head stuck in honey

Winnie the Pooh head stuck in honey

when the cafe offers a pup cup

11.03.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In 2017, then First Minister Nicola Sturgeon presided over a sham launch of Glen Sannox, which was not ready for sea and had a fake funnel and painted-on windows.

In 2017, then First Minister Nicola Sturgeon presided over a sham launch of Glen Sannox, which was not ready for sea and had a fake funnel and painted-on windows.

so so good

11.03.2026 09:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Glen Sannox ferry needs ยฃ3.2m repairs after one year in service MSPs have been told the troubled CalMac vessel needs new propellors as part of multi-million pound repairs.

great day to be a โ€œferry procurement scandalโ€ head www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

11.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clock that shows the โ€œfeels likeโ€ time

10.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 155 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

heโ€™s focusing on delivery rather than pr stunts

10.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagining a japan only ps1 oil tanker simulator

10.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใ€ŽRBEN STUDIO ใƒชใƒผใƒ™ใƒณใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚ธใ‚ช ใ‚ขใƒ‹ใƒžใƒซใƒ•ใ‚ฃใ‚ฎใƒฅใ‚ขใƒžใ‚นใ‚ณใƒƒใƒˆ5ใ€
ใƒฉใ‚คใƒณใƒŠใƒƒใƒ—๏ผœ๏ผ‘๏ผžใƒฏใ‚ชใ‚ญใƒ„ใƒใ‚ถใƒซ๏ผœ๏ผ’๏ผžใ‚ซใƒณใ‚ฌใƒซใƒผ๏ผœ๏ผ“๏ผžใƒŸใƒŠใƒŸใ‚ณใ‚ขใƒชใ‚ฏใ‚ค๏ผœ๏ผ”๏ผžใ‚ซใƒ”ใƒใƒฉ
ใƒกใƒผใ‚ซใƒผ๏ผšๅฅ‡่ญšใ‚ฏใƒฉใƒ–
2025ๅนด5ๆœˆ็™บๅฃฒไบˆๅฎš
500ๅ††ใ‚ซใƒ—ใ‚ปใƒซ่ณผๅ…ฅใฏใ“ใกใ‚‰๏ผˆ
"RBEN STUDIO Animal Figure Mascot 5" 
 Lineup: <1> Ring-tailed lemur <2> Kangaroo <3> Southern tamandua <4> Capybara 
 Manufacturer: Kitan Club 
 Scheduled for release in May 2025 
 Click here to purchase the 500 yen capsule (

ใ€ŽRBEN STUDIO ใƒชใƒผใƒ™ใƒณใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚ธใ‚ช ใ‚ขใƒ‹ใƒžใƒซใƒ•ใ‚ฃใ‚ฎใƒฅใ‚ขใƒžใ‚นใ‚ณใƒƒใƒˆ5ใ€ ใƒฉใ‚คใƒณใƒŠใƒƒใƒ—๏ผœ๏ผ‘๏ผžใƒฏใ‚ชใ‚ญใƒ„ใƒใ‚ถใƒซ๏ผœ๏ผ’๏ผžใ‚ซใƒณใ‚ฌใƒซใƒผ๏ผœ๏ผ“๏ผžใƒŸใƒŠใƒŸใ‚ณใ‚ขใƒชใ‚ฏใ‚ค๏ผœ๏ผ”๏ผžใ‚ซใƒ”ใƒใƒฉ ใƒกใƒผใ‚ซใƒผ๏ผšๅฅ‡่ญšใ‚ฏใƒฉใƒ– 2025ๅนด5ๆœˆ็™บๅฃฒไบˆๅฎš 500ๅ††ใ‚ซใƒ—ใ‚ปใƒซ่ณผๅ…ฅใฏใ“ใกใ‚‰๏ผˆ "RBEN STUDIO Animal Figure Mascot 5" Lineup: <1> Ring-tailed lemur <2> Kangaroo <3> Southern tamandua <4> Capybara Manufacturer: Kitan Club Scheduled for release in May 2025 Click here to purchase the 500 yen capsule (

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/36617
ใ€ŽRBEN STUDIO ใƒชใƒผใƒ™ใƒณใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚ธใ‚ช ใ‚ขใƒ‹ใƒžใƒซใƒ•ใ‚ฃใ‚ฎใƒฅใ‚ขใƒžใ‚นใ‚ณใƒƒใƒˆ5ใ€5ๆœˆ็™บๅฃฒไบˆๅฎšใ€‚ๅœงๅ€’็š„ใƒœใƒชใƒฅใƒผใƒ &ใ‚ฏใ‚ชใƒชใƒ†ใ‚ฃ
"RBEN STUDIO Animal Figure Mascot 5" is scheduled to be released in May. Overwhelming volume and quality
#ใ‚ฌใƒใƒฃใƒใƒณ #gachapon

10.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

legend

10.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Atletico Madrid fan literally making sandwiches while 4-1 against Spurs

10.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

in persian culture they have a concept called ุฎุงู†ูˆุงุฏู‡ which roughly translates to โ€œfamilyโ€, it can be quite hard to understand for outsiders but what it means is that they take attacks on their own family members quite personally

10.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ange postecoglou this one is for the true believers

ange postecoglou this one is for the true believers

spurs relegation

10.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0