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I'm James, I cook, I VFX.

@jdhattin

Visual Effects purveyor. Dad. Terrible musician. Cook. My opinions are my own. I started a remote VFX company 12 years ago. (he/him/a compositor)

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VFX Prius. Nice.

12.03.2026 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anti-Climate change president doing everything he can to cut fossil fuel consumption world wide.

Well done, Mr President. Very woke.

12.03.2026 16:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really want to invent a fake crab that tastes like crab.

12.03.2026 04:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a time when I write things or publish apps or do any manner of things that I feel like that guy in the six senth who was actually dead the whole time.

Sorry. Spoilers.

12.03.2026 04:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To my wife. “I had to schedule some time to go see Kyle.”

“Sieg heil?!?!”

12.03.2026 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mother in law watching Fox News says everything is going great. We are doing great things in Iran and everything here at home is amazing. “We had to do it. Good for Trump.”

Wife is losing her mind.

12.03.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

missing an "s". madhattinsbakery.com

12.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, I might try to catch it.

11.03.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish 4 years of kung fu didn’t teach me to catch everything.

11.03.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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11.03.2026 23:24 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Oh no! Was it Tilly Norwood?

11.03.2026 23:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s the whole madhattinbakery.com site.

11.03.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Given that I don’t have to make more than 3 or 4 fishes any given week, the larger menu is fine. If this was a small restaurant I would opt for prix fix and tasting style menus with some hearty stick to your ribs fare.

11.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cybertruck with a train horn. Full fucking douche bag.

11.03.2026 22:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

For my customers the always order the same few things.

11.03.2026 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Trying to think of things to add to the menu.

11.03.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh snap. That IS the solution.

I shall grab my spade and start planting right now.

11.03.2026 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Things I'm learning in my mid 50's... if something is falling, let it fall... even though I have the speed to stop it, something is going to pull or strain and it's going to suck.

11.03.2026 21:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I shall invest!

11.03.2026 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He never said "He fucking loves kids."

He said...

11.03.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, you have to import them. Dip them in highly tariffed, and climate change affected chocolate. I mean... Casey... what other choice is there?

11.03.2026 21:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My favorite headline in a while.

11.03.2026 19:42 👍 2920 🔁 168 💬 46 📌 3

I'm glad for that.

11.03.2026 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whhhhhaaaaaaatttt thhhhhheeee fuuuuuuuccccckkkk?

11.03.2026 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love it. Hunger.

11.03.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We've passed 'peak LLM' THE VIRGIN CORPUS AND THE CASE FOR SPECIALIZED AI We may have passed “peak LLM” and not even noticed. It all feels like each conversation with the bots is more a constant retread, that they are all l...

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My latest thought piece, and it seems like it's something we really need to solve.

11.03.2026 19:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Anakin Skywalker really turned into an incel over fake news.

And ignored everything his mother taught him in the process.

11.03.2026 18:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

But now I don’t have hair.

Wtf.

11.03.2026 17:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The people responsible for the 25th are all fucking incompetent, criminal, stupid and in his pocket.

11.03.2026 16:58 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know if we had gone all in on solar and wind along with EVs, there would be negligible effects from gas prices in the Middle East.

11.03.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0