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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee
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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
12.03.2026 19:54
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You have no idea how often our precious FBI agents find themselves out in the world and stumble into an octagon with a cage and have to fight for their very lives.
Itβs probably lots.
12.03.2026 18:47
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VFX Prius. Nice.
12.03.2026 18:28
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Anti-Climate change president doing everything he can to cut fossil fuel consumption world wide.
Well done, Mr President. Very woke.
12.03.2026 16:44
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I really want to invent a fake crab that tastes like crab.
12.03.2026 04:45
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Thereβs a time when I write things or publish apps or do any manner of things that I feel like that guy in the six senth who was actually dead the whole time.
Sorry. Spoilers.
12.03.2026 04:33
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To my wife. βI had to schedule some time to go see Kyle.β
βSieg heil?!?!β
12.03.2026 02:24
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Mother in law watching Fox News says everything is going great. We are doing great things in Iran and everything here at home is amazing. βWe had to do it. Good for Trump.β
Wife is losing her mind.
12.03.2026 01:02
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missing an "s". madhattinsbakery.com
12.03.2026 00:11
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No, I might try to catch it.
11.03.2026 23:51
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I wish 4 years of kung fu didnβt teach me to catch everything.
11.03.2026 23:26
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11.03.2026 23:24
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Oh no! Was it Tilly Norwood?
11.03.2026 23:23
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Thatβs the whole madhattinbakery.com site.
11.03.2026 23:01
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Given that I donβt have to make more than 3 or 4 fishes any given week, the larger menu is fine. If this was a small restaurant I would opt for prix fix and tasting style menus with some hearty stick to your ribs fare.
11.03.2026 23:00
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Cybertruck with a train horn. Full fucking douche bag.
11.03.2026 22:41
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For my customers the always order the same few things.
11.03.2026 22:18
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Trying to think of things to add to the menu.
11.03.2026 22:01
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Oh snap. That IS the solution.
I shall grab my spade and start planting right now.
11.03.2026 21:36
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Things I'm learning in my mid 50's... if something is falling, let it fall... even though I have the speed to stop it, something is going to pull or strain and it's going to suck.
11.03.2026 21:25
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I shall invest!
11.03.2026 21:12
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He never said "He fucking loves kids."
He said...
11.03.2026 21:11
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Well, you have to import them. Dip them in highly tariffed, and climate change affected chocolate. I mean... Casey... what other choice is there?
11.03.2026 21:10
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My favorite headline in a while.
11.03.2026 19:42
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I'm glad for that.
11.03.2026 20:21
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Whhhhhaaaaaaatttt thhhhhheeee fuuuuuuuccccckkkk?
11.03.2026 19:58
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Love it. Hunger.
11.03.2026 19:57
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