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@qalyon

One of a kind collectible. Part-time attention whore. πŸ“North Shore, Mass.

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Oh work. I rarely get them though

11.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whaaaaaaat? 😰

11.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😬

11.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Strep throooooooooooat 😭

(Is it divine punishment for last weekend?)

11.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I did the same but picked it up again with my husband during a blizzard, and it's truly good!

11.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Happy birthday babe then βœ¨πŸ’°

11.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a cute moment with a man on the subway after we realised we were both checking out the same third guy’s ass

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Very early but i'll take it!

10.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Soon to be a 42yo Daddyℒ️. Can you believe? (I can't)

10.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Just back from the clinic. They told us they're gonna induce Jackie on May 7th, which probably means I'll officially be a Dad(dy) on May 8th πŸ€—

10.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She did. And Firstman is hilarious

10.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would like to publicly apologize to Rachel Sennott for hating on I Love LA after the first episode. The tone changes after and it's literally the funniest shit i've seen in years

10.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Monday so I made lemongrass steam mussels because why not

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Well it's Monday, i left my irony on the dancefloor i guess 😬🫒

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, i feel considering the situation that's right. I didn't wanna impose during such an awful time.

09.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, they're a straight couple from bumwater Michigan, so..?

09.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally. And listen; that orange is *not* it. But that millennial gray. So cold.

09.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My trip to New Orleans fell through after my friends broke up, and I guess this is the next best thing?

09.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean you know those straight guysℒ️ would actually not last a week in the old west

09.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sponsered by HELIX?? The same mattress brand that sponsors Drag Chasers???

09.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And what did he say?

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friday night, you bring your A game...

09.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really? I'm in such a great mood, yet I went to sleep Sunday at 7:30 am in an overheated bus^^

09.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that was one fun, slutty week-end.

09.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I danced all night and went straight to get my bus home. Living life to the max

08.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean that's on you.

I was merely focusing on "modeling in NY in the 80s" and its implications

07.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. jerry, baby. I'm so sorry.

07.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be happy to discuss this further but you are misguided

07.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG thank you

07.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. I would give reasons, but: no.

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0