What tool is that?
10.03.2026 22:28
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What tool is that?
Weirdest misspelling of “dying in prison” I’ve ever seen.
Just got an unsolicited text from a Glassdoor email (yes, a text from an email) alerting me to a job with, wait for it, an **eighteen dollar** signing bonus! It’s like they know I’m a middle school teacher in March!
TFW you wandered into the “Discover” feed by accident and it takes ten seconds to block someone.
No.
A 3D rendition of the book YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM. The words 'OUT NOW' glow over it.
my little book of family revenge is out now 🥹
if you love your mom or hate your family, this book is for YOU
#booksky
I am not a Harry Styles fan, but “Kiss all the time. Disco, occasionally” is an amazing album title.
Your first mistake was a Nextdoor account.
Yes, hi, I would like to trade my nervous system in for one that isn't stuck on "being hunted for sport" mode.
CEO ISN'T A REAL JOB.
The response is….comprehensive.
It’s AI.
I solved Redactle #1433 in 17 guesses with an accuracy of 88.2% and a time of 2m59s. Play at redactle.net
Not so long as Ross Douthat and David Brooks exist.
Danception.
But her emails.
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
They left out “imprison.”
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
Jesus, how did I miss this?
(I do not have any James Patterson books, which surprises me, but I think my son has at least one of his “presents” books.)
I think you’re probably right there. Maybe it’s Patterson? He’s got way more penetration into the youth market than King does, especially if we’re counting all the “co-written” books that he has his name on but may or may not have actually contributed to.
Or Twain, maybe, if we’re just talking about the States. I just don’t have any idea how to even really attack the question other than speculation, is the problem.
And I think, of those two, probably King. After all, we’re talking about having *one* book in your house. King’s written twelve thousand more books than Rowling and has broader appeal, especially lately.
Surely it will happen before July 4th.
I was thinking Dr. Seuss (#14 overall, per Wikipedia), but people tend to get rid of those when their kids age out of them. There are several romance authors on the list but I feel like that’s a “sold a ton of books to a more limited audience” situation. Patterson? Riordan? JKR? King? No idea.
I feel like this is not necessarily going to line up with overall or lifetime book sales. Shakespeare and Agatha Christie are the highest-selling authors of all time. I’d be *very* surprised if either of them still have the broad appeal necessary for this.
My wife asked an interesting question at dinner tonight, and I’m not exactly sure how to attack it: What author, living or not, has books in the highest percentage of peoples’ homes? Assume we’re dealing with the English-speaking world and St. Paul doesn’t count.
Not true! But the other one is old, which is worse than being a Nazi. Apparently. Somehow.
