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NZ First calls for inquiry into Covid-19 vaccine injuries, attacks Labour’s pandemic response New Zealand First leader Winston Peters and Minister of Health Simeon Brown have used Parliament’s Question Time to attack the Labour party’s Covid-19 response.

I'd recommend throwing a dildo at Peters but there isn't one big enough.

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AI appears to have caused some people to lose the ability to be succinct.

Yes, add some exposition to the items you're quoting but it doesn't need to resemble War and Peace.

She'd be a lightning rod for change.

That’s insulting to David Brent and he isn’t even a real person.

In the most consequential moment of his presidency, Trump reveals his end game Donald Trump declared war on Iran, in a move that has seemed inevitable for weeks but turned out to be bigger, bolder and more consequential than anyone imagined when it finally came.

Or to paraphrase what Trump said.

"... Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."

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‘Blah blah blah’: Luxon tells critics gang patch law worked; police will deliver again on homelessness The Government announced it would be giving police the power to issue ‘move-on’ orders to ban rough sleepers for up to 24 hours.

"Prime Minister Christopher Luxon told media on Monday the new ‘move-on’ order was similar to how the Government banned gang patches."

In that it doesn't address the problem, it just pretends it's not there because they can't see it.

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Gotta go, my ride is here
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Opposition finds change to school lunch scheme's name hard to swallow A free school lunches programme rebrand has dropped the reo Māori name Ka Ora Ka Ako, a move David Seymour says is "delivering real value".

One would presume that Government Ministers will now be prohibited from eating anywhere that isn't named in english.

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School lunches lose te reo Māori name. It’s petty and racist, says opposition. People need to know what things are, says Seymour According to Cabinet papers the decision to remove the name“ Ka Ora, Ka Ako” was made last October.

What's next, Soylent Green?

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Unemployment reaches its highest point since 2015 Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015.

Back on track?

Tied to the tracks more like.

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Ah Mock The Week, so nice to have you back.

Watch: PM Christopher Luxon and Education Minister Erica Stanford on reporting students' progress Twice-yearly standardised report cards will rank primary and intermediate children's achievements on a five-point scale.

The most important thing in education? Ranking. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

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Judith Collins ‘the Margaret Thatcher of NZ’, Sir John Key says The former prime minister called the outgoing MP the “Margaret Thatcher of New Zealand”.

Tramp the Dirt Down. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you’re from…

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I get the feeling that we are close to finding out that the governments big plan for the economy, is to get everyone to selling Amway.

Luxon on potential rethink of Auckland intensification after State of the Nation speech Speaking to reporters after his State of the Nation speech, Christopher Luxon says the conversation in Auckland was about "how much densification" and "where it happens."

To paraphrase, People that give me lots of money don't like this.
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The five takeaways are all butter chicken and it's also what turns him on.

Watch live: ‘Two years of grind, but things are turning around,’ PM says in State of Nation speech Fixing the basics and building the future. That was the message from Prime Minister Christopher Luxon as he gave his State of the Nation address in Auckland on Monday.

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If their intelligence was any good they'd take David Seymour first.

Picture of Robert Patrick as the T1000 holding a picture of the red portrait of Christopher Luxon with the words, "Have You Seen This Boy?".

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Then get Cheney to take him hunting.

If you had to pick a film to cast him in, it would have to be The Man Who Wasn’t There

If they remade Olympus Has Fallen today the North Koreans would be the good guys.

What really grinds my gears is when changes are made, the day after you go on leave, and you aren't given the courtesy of having some input into them, even through they directly effect you.