Mike

Where the hell did Derek Trucks get nine million dollars

My nose has been running for like... nine weeks

The Ravens front office from inception to 2023 was THE no drama operation of the nfl. The TO thing wasnt their fault. Now its like every offseason some dumb shit happens.

By scoring no points in the NBA i have shown the ultimate respect to Kobe Bryant 🙏🧠🙏

School, sports, event spaces - they point their car where they want to be and when they arrive they turn it off. In traffic, in front of a hydrant, blocking the entrance to a parking lot - some combination of these. On the field, just off to the side.

Every event that has more than 10 children becomes a magnet for all the people in society who cannot and will not park a car correctly.

My refund is taking forever, probably because of the halfwit teenagers who ran DOGE.

Is the county pursuing a cull? Deer are endemic in the inner suburbs. I remember the first time I saw a deer in Towson. It was probably like 2004. Now i cant walk through my mom's yard without stepping in deer shit.

How long will the effects of the cull be seen? My guess would be "a few weeks" until deer from the county fill in the newly available habitat.

There should be a bigger to do about the deer cull. Government sharpshooters are walking through Leakin at night shooting deer. How many did they bag last night? There should be a ticker on the local news.

Nobody ever noticed the Power Rangers headquarters? A giant concrete building plopped down in the mojave like a dog turd on a hardwood floor - no flags raised at all with the civil authorities.

My culture is not your costume

Just now in 2026 I, a millenial suburban teen of the 90s, learned that the Rookie of the Year child actor was one of the four main dudes in American Pie.

Welcome USDA deer sharpshooters - the only good gunmen sent by the government.

😴😴😴😴 here's your big engagement for your brainless engagemement bait story

Depositing extra daylight in a high yield Daylight Savings account.

"when is bluesky going to admit the AI hype is true"

The hype: my phone has a soul

One of the few pleasures of spending all day watching touth soccer - thickly accented African coaches yelling "BRAY-DON" "CONNAH!!!" "GET BACK DECLAN!!!"

Apparently we are bombing fake silhouettes in the desert. Real Wile E. Coyote shit. We're in our 𝘍𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘶𝘴 𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴 era.

Got my first blood draw on a vein i could not actually see, only feel. Sprouted another nursing chest hair.

Well, they would have written stuff about it anyway

You are as worthless of a human being who has ever lived.

congratulations everyone. we felt something. the baby monkey made us feel human again. here is a warning though. next time we aren't going to feel shit until we see something even sadder than an abandoned baby monkey getting helicoptered by a guy three times his size. we will feel, but at what cost.

King

In Our Time doing a Roman episode already... are we moving this along too quickly??? Not even Paul Cartledge there to smooth out the transition????? A move this big this early in a new relationship could send things sideways in a hurry.

Seems like someone tried a Bay of Pigs 2.0 with *one boat*

Healthcare jobs are first and foremost jobs with all the attendant bullshit but I admire the NPs, nurses, rad techs, pharmacists, docs, dietary staff, transport, equipment crew, PTs, RTs and everyone else who pursue healthcare at least in part out of love for their community.

African American achievements in medical science predate the founding of the United States, the most notable of which is probably the technique for innoculating ppl against smallpox. Howard's medical school was founded just a few years after emancipation.

As we approach the end of Black History Month i would like to share that changing careers has allowed me to meet so many outstandingly talented black colleagues in a wide array of positions from attending surgeons to stockers and i am grateful to all of them for not treating me like the idiot i am.

Mississippi used its federal funding to pay Brett Favre for inspirational speeches that he didn't show up to