dirté

one of the vinyl dads will see this

(Horace Andy voice) 🎶 Couchrotting

father caught me listening to "Progressive Rock"

just let Frankenstein do the talkin'

I saw a big producer pull up for an oil change this is your chance

*tear rolling down my cheek* bae leaves...

mi casa poo casa

bro forgot the 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛

the recycling lady will be cross if ye don't rinse out your yoghurt-pots

yea that's cool are we still good for Saturday tho

it is the east, and let me guess, Juliet is the sun? Wow ok

cool sword yeah

I'm very sorry to inform you that we won't be putting on the show today.

why has Coldplay been silent about all this???? 🤬🖕

time is a flat fuck

if you do this long enough you can train them to bring you the whole hog

Another round of torture in Crucible? At least if you're in a cell, no one can sneak up on you.

Everytime you crack open an import beer it should play the Counter-Strike "Terrorists Win!" soundclip

tremolo bros got me trembling

with the power of 𝚂𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙 anything is possible I think

You have gained the ability 𝚂𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙.

Who wants to be a mage? I hate books, spells, stinky bottles, writing, all that stuff, don't you?

12 packs becoming 8 packs made me woke

hiking mons pubis

the Information Mage has been silenced on account of the constant bullshit

this but really it's 6

The 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 is sniffing!
The 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛 dies!
You gain 10 XP!

and I vote. The AI I mean