Cliff

Presidential clodhoppers

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Why is everyone talking about bam margero

Yeah its gonna be fun watching the chuds tie themselves into knots

The american military is the dumping ground for the poor, the stupid, and the psychotic. Guess who advances in rank.

I would insist on a gong

Soft power and diplomacy are woke and gay

TREAT FRAUD! JAIL FOR MAMA!

BETRAYAL! MAMA BETRAY US

It's probably for the best that this is the Wilt Chamberlain record upon which your child is taking a stand

What a little stinker. Thanks for rescuing her

Tried telling him eating in bed is a bad habit

Deploying mines to a body of water is kind of like adding salt to a dish: easy to add but really hard to take out

the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

I'm kidding about it ever seeing the light of day, but I would put down any amount of money they've got a Jacob's ladder project going

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

Huge "no masturbating" sign at the entrance to the Crash ride

Zoox podmobile

They should make a theme park for real movie freaks. Eat breakfast in the weird chair from crimes of the future. Get cucked by Stephen Spielbergs mom in a random character encounter. Have a psychotic break on the Mad God ride

Bugfix: 1% of prompts that mention "school" trigger an endless loop of screaming

Wonder if we'll get a whitepaper out of Anthropic about the ramifications of having "Claude targeted a girls school" in the training data.

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Incredible variety of neck slung accessories

Nasty porno

timothée chalamet is tom holland’s wario

On the one-year anniversary of his detention by federal authorities, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and First Lady Rama Duwaji welcomed Mahmoud Khalil, his wife Noor, and their baby boy, Deen, to Gracie Mansion to break the fast together.

Had a dream last night where I couldn't punch at full strength. Feels like a corollary to not being able to shoot a gun in a dream. I could slam someone's head against the pavement, however. So the dream safety system has some loopholes.