Well that and they just sound like they ran some pieces I wrote through ChatGPT and sent me back summaries
11.03.2026 02:36
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Great minds think alike
11.03.2026 02:33
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Futurama - You should write a book, Fry
YouTube video by Shaun's Shitposts
This one is even better, this is every publicist complimenting my work youtu.be/CTuIJCRpb08?...
11.03.2026 02:31
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Futurama - Lucy Liu (1 of 8)
YouTube video by Clips
For people who don’t get my antique references youtu.be/jRPPdm09xZ8?...
11.03.2026 02:28
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It always has the vibe of “I enjoyed reading your take on the PHILIP J FRY”
11.03.2026 02:27
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Why does it never sound genuine when PR people tell me they like my work
11.03.2026 02:26
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since it’s yelling about protect children night: FUND HEAL MINDS GAZA!
chuffed.org/project/hmg
it’s going to be an amazing project AND a case study for potential projects to help even more children — IF WE CAN FUND IT. give them everything they need to succeed!
£4,055 / £8,304
52% & 21 days to go!
11.03.2026 02:24
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Zombie Rob Ford could always make a comeback
11.03.2026 02:18
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Yet
11.03.2026 02:18
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I’ve had lovely times in Nova Scotia
11.03.2026 02:17
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Sure Smarties are better than M&Ms but don’t get too cocky
11.03.2026 02:15
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I will never let Canadians act superior to me when they elected Doug and Rob Ford
11.03.2026 02:12
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Yeah, the Canadians who elected Doug and Rob Ford
11.03.2026 02:11
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My uncle was like 50 points ahead and now I am
11.03.2026 02:02
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I have peaked
11.03.2026 02:02
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Guys I just played a 106 point move in NYT Fake Scrabble
11.03.2026 02:01
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I really can't wait to see how big the lawsuit against grammarly gets and I hope the plaintiffs sue them into complete and fundamental nonexistence. Like, "the company has to scrap their code rather than sell it as assets, and then also dissolve" nonexistence.
11.03.2026 01:20
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Anyway I sent some people I don’t really know very well soup www.spoonfulofcomfort.com
11.03.2026 01:14
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I did in the 1990s!
11.03.2026 01:10
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It’s weird to be having a pretty good day while people you love just got the worst possible news
11.03.2026 01:06
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That post feels very fucked up but I also have no idea what else to say
11.03.2026 01:05
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Pretty weird day: I got some good professional news (nothing I can announce) and also learned that a loved one of some of my loved ones died suddenly and unexpectedly
11.03.2026 01:05
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Just got a voicemail from the 1990s, it appears they want their joke back
11.03.2026 00:53
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I don’t go strait I go gayly forward
11.03.2026 00:52
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You think the state that kept sending Susan Collins back to DC is going to elect someone normal? You really think that?
11.03.2026 00:45
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Guys I’m just gonna say it: the issue is Maine
11.03.2026 00:43
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None thankfully
11.03.2026 00:26
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(I’m not exactly kosher but I do have a hard limit against things like shellfish just for cultural reasons)
10.03.2026 23:43
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This is so fascinating, I am vaguely curious about eating bugs even as a vegetarian (since they’re a more environmentally friendly source of animal protein) but thought they were all treyf
10.03.2026 23:43
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