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Matthias Schipper

@bardtk

Twitter-Flüchtling. Lebt in Kiel, gebürt. Nordseekind aus Dithmarschen. Im schönen Marburg studiert. Öff. Dienst (Land SH). Ewig leidender HSV-Fan (until recently). König des (un-)gesunden Halbwissens.

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We're men (Manly men!), we're men in tights (Yesssss!)
We roam around the forest looking the forest looking for fights...

11.03.2026 15:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Low hanging fruit.

11.03.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Iranians just caught a tomahawk midflight and decided to randomly throw it on a school because they're evil. It happens. It could have happened.

10.03.2026 07:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Won't happen I guess. He will continue to destroy things and kill people, and then suddenly declare victory, regardless of the outcome.

10.03.2026 07:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They fucked up. He on the other hand tried what he could, like bombing a school for little girls, destroying cultural heritage and poisoning the air.

10.03.2026 05:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 05:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Tel Aviv:

09.03.2026 00:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Partially at least. Plus, if you include ethnic minorities, there's also former minister president Stanislaw Tillich (Saxony) who is of Sorbian origin.

09.03.2026 00:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a person is standing in a room behind a door with a box in the corner . ALT: a person is standing in a room behind a door with a box in the corner .

"Close the door mum, I'm busy!"

09.03.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Awww. Are these your words or just some lame AI slop? Oh, I want a divorce btw."

09.03.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Google it." I don't want to end up on a CIA list. So I have to respectfully decline.

08.03.2026 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man with long hair and suspenders is standing in front of a group of people and says `` so you 're smart huh ? '' ALT: a man with long hair and suspenders is standing in front of a group of people and says `` so you 're smart huh ? ''

Trump didn't, I guess.

08.03.2026 23:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You need to drive eggs from A to B. Just sayin'.

08.03.2026 23:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cat snores = Best snores.

08.03.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't see a real difference to QAnon nutjobs.

08.03.2026 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't think Trump has the balls to do that.

08.03.2026 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ist es noch wichtig, was in der FDP passiert?

08.03.2026 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, total übersehen.

08.03.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Solange man darüber noch herzhaft lachen kann und eine Umsetzung in die Realität außer Frage steht... Ein paar Jahre später sieht es vielleicht anders aus.

08.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ist wahrscheinlich der abgenutzteste Klischee-Begriff überhaupt.

08.03.2026 19:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wenn er das halt immer so konstant abrufen könnte.

08.03.2026 12:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Die schwei-gen-de Mehr-heit steht hinter mir, aber das schreibt ihr ja wieder nicht."

08.03.2026 12:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Müsste noch etwas älter sein.

07.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Es wäre auch zu unglaubwürdig gewesen. Ein normaler 18-jähriger bringt sowas einfach nicht, da MUSS mit Bionik nachgeholfen worden sein.

07.03.2026 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

⚽⚽⚽Vuskovic
⚽ Remberg
⚽ Lokonga

07.03.2026 19:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 16:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War wohl nix mit "mit Leidenschaft zum Sieg brüllen". Der Motor ist abgewürgt.

07.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wenn nicht schon jetzt, dann irgendwann bald.

07.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Luka einfach nicht von dieser Welt.

07.03.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0