Matthias Schipper

We're men (Manly men!), we're men in tights (Yesssss!)
We roam around the forest looking the forest looking for fights...

Low hanging fruit.

Iranians just caught a tomahawk midflight and decided to randomly throw it on a school because they're evil. It happens. It could have happened.

Won't happen I guess. He will continue to destroy things and kill people, and then suddenly declare victory, regardless of the outcome.

They fucked up. He on the other hand tried what he could, like bombing a school for little girls, destroying cultural heritage and poisoning the air.

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Tel Aviv:

Partially at least. Plus, if you include ethnic minorities, there's also former minister president Stanislaw Tillich (Saxony) who is of Sorbian origin.

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"Close the door mum, I'm busy!"

"Awww. Are these your words or just some lame AI slop? Oh, I want a divorce btw."

"Google it." I don't want to end up on a CIA list. So I have to respectfully decline.

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Trump didn't, I guess.

You need to drive eggs from A to B. Just sayin'.

Cat snores = Best snores.

I don't see a real difference to QAnon nutjobs.

Don't think Trump has the balls to do that.

Ist es noch wichtig, was in der FDP passiert?

Oh, total übersehen.

Solange man darüber noch herzhaft lachen kann und eine Umsetzung in die Realität außer Frage steht... Ein paar Jahre später sieht es vielleicht anders aus.

Ist wahrscheinlich der abgenutzteste Klischee-Begriff überhaupt.

Wenn er das halt immer so konstant abrufen könnte.

"Die schwei-gen-de Mehr-heit steht hinter mir, aber das schreibt ihr ja wieder nicht."

Müsste noch etwas älter sein.

Es wäre auch zu unglaubwürdig gewesen. Ein normaler 18-jähriger bringt sowas einfach nicht, da MUSS mit Bionik nachgeholfen worden sein.

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War wohl nix mit "mit Leidenschaft zum Sieg brüllen". Der Motor ist abgewürgt.

Wenn nicht schon jetzt, dann irgendwann bald.

Luka einfach nicht von dieser Welt.