Will B

This is in fact the normal way that we identifiable Jews live

Mall Easter Bunny sitting alone in the VIP

I am somehow, yet again, sitting alone in the VIP

In a 12-page written opinion, U.S. District Judge Dale Ho found “there is no duty to warn a consumer of the spice-associated risks that come with consuming salsa.”

America is already great. #tripledipper

Just a preposterous ballplayer.

When will I learn that taking an early morning flight just leaves me exhausted and isn’t actually a good move?

This is literally cooler than anything I've seen in any baseball movie

Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…

Isn’t that a lyric from a song in Come from Away?

So. Uh. That’s a first.

I’m about to go run an errand. There’s police tape cordoning off the sidewalk. They’re like, “If you leave, you may not be allowed back in. Someone called in a bomb threat to the school next door”.

Anyway… Idk what’s going on. But I’m back inside. 🥲

Ooof

That’s fun/dangerous. The water machine at the my office has caffeine water

Is the black and white milkshake not a universal thing?

Super jealous of BC

Hi

I should have hit them with an "eyy im walkin here" so they could have an authentic experience to take home. Missed opportunity.

a man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone with the words new york written below him ALT: a man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone with the words new york written below him

I can get very jaded living in NYC. (I know). But sometimes you get a fun reminder how neat it is to live here. Walking down the street and a woman squeals to her friend “eeee we’re finally here!!” And I get to do it every day

Next thing you know, the Cs on FCF aren’t actually F!

Me, shirtless, after the gym

I went to the gym. Please clap. 👏

Interesting. By my count, 4 of the 5 team USA hockey players skipping the state of the union are from Minnesota. 🧐

Referring to large bois as megafauna is 👨‍🍳 💋

Dog, snowman, tree at the Central Park reservoir

Just posting this pic of a dog and a
snowman for no reason. Def not for the tree in the background.

It must’ve shrank in the wash. That’s def it.

Right? Had to make it outside. And it’s still coming down, pretty hard.

If you insist

Oh wow! I didn’t go that crazy. But even a greeting impressed me.

I think more people said “good morning” to me as we were trekking through the snow than I’ve ever had strangers talk to me in NYC before.

Definitely just did the same this AM

Corgi in the snow

Me in the snow

Update: it snowed a heckuva lot in NYC

Gladly 😛