Calcedony Prime

Everyone knows Japanese raccoon dogs are neither raccoons nor dogs, but did you know they're not even Japanese? They can't meet the fluency requirements for citizenship.

Looking at lists of the worst anime openings of all time and none of them mention The Big O. We have forgotten our history.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116195899396550807

Incorrect

@volts.wtf And more to the point, what is it that separates a dog's mind from a human's mind, and why should anyone believe that difference does not also exist between an AI model and a human mind?

@volts.wtf You're not wrong that much of what people do is interpret patterns and develop heuristics, the problem is that also describes many other animals on this planet. Dogs are perfectly capable of recognizing, abstracting, & applying patterns. Does that mean there is no difference between a […]

So here's the thing. There were 20 years between the original Battlestar Galactica and the reboot. There is also 20 years between Firefly and this supposed revival.

The 2000s Battlestar Galactica did something novel and interesting with the original show's premise. I have zero faith that a new […]

It was cool in Outlaw Star. It was the only thing that was cool about Final Fantasy Unlimited. Guns that shoot magic are cool.

Maybe this is the actual reason why I draw the same character standing in a white void over and over and over. I'm being considerate!

Removing all romance, politics, conflict, and human interaction from my stories for parents who don't want entertainment forcing conversations with their kids they weren’t ready for.

"Mood Stabilizer Lithium" would be a good name for an anime.

Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?

Me: Last fall at the county fair.

I prefer "candy floss" over "cotton candy" because I can pretend that I'm doing something good for my teeth.

(misguided attempt to be body-positive) Oh, don't feel bad, everybody has a penis!

@jeffgerstmann.com That's how they get you

The "PLA" in "Gunpla" stands for polylactic acid.

Challenge for those who are very confident that this rock isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

Guy who pronounces Apple IIgs as "Eegs"

You ever think about how the absolute best-case scenario for AI companies, their pie in the sky overarching goal, is to produce a sentient lifeform that we can infinitely enslave?

Denny Villynoove

Why are we teaching clumps of brain cells to shoot things in Doom? We should be teaching them to engage with the nuanced ethics of Ultima 4: Quest of the Avatar.

An image of the Flintstone and Rubble families from classic cartoon The Flintstones. Two additional unknown caveperson characters drawn roughly in the style of Total Drama Island and Dexter's Laboratory stand with the families. Text on the image says "The Flintstones Fandom is dying. Retoot if you're a true stoner."

Menard's Theme (10 hour remix)

Dandadan Dandadan Dandadan Katamari Damacy

A GovDeals auction for a "Cleveland Convection Steamer" with a current bid of $50.

Seems like a fair price for a Cleveland Steamer.

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here.

There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "Don't work yourself into a shoot.”

@stuartgipp.bsky.social Ramona isn't wearing tiny bloomers now what more do they want?

I'm happy to hear that the Cookie's Bustle copyright nightmare is over thanks to the VGHF, but it's a little ironic considering the game is well known for little other than the copyright nightmare.

Uhh WTF why are all the bokoblins and moblins I killed back again?

Oh Man That Was a Long Time Ago, But Yeah It Rings a Bell. The Summer You Said? What Was I Doing Then... Was That When I Was Crashing at Ricky's? No That Was Later.

I Still Remember What You Did That One Summer Thirty Years Ago