*open Notes app*
“Jair Bolsonaro died doing what he loved… going to the hospital”
*save*
*open Notes app*
“Jair Bolsonaro died doing what he loved… going to the hospital”
*save*
BASEBALL is not about FUN or JOY it's about the ARMY
Fans who purchased a MASN+ Season Pass ***before March 22, 2026***, will be sent their complementary code to the MASN+ Season Pass product through the MLB app by March 25, 2026. Check the inbox* of the email address you used to sign up for MASN+. To redeem your code, you will have to visit the MLB website and create an account if you don’t already have one.
orioles fans if you're gonna get MASN+ season pass this year don’t forget to do it before 3/22 so you don’t have to watch on the horrific MASN app and can use mlb.tv instead
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
Would like to have one injury-free week for these guys…
He can splurge on a few more pixels.
Skill issue.
CENTCOM, 2026:
His attorney is working on the “I’m Not Even S’posedta Be Here” defense.
The reporter:
Well… hats off to WBAL producers for this one. Hard-hitting reporting that didn’t leave out any detail on what this guy jacked off on.
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
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lol. lmao.
Pitt-Man
Haven’t you heard?
Line only go up.
Futures go down.
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The original version of the “shout out to x fr” meme, showing a young Black man standing in front of a car looking to the side, with his palms together. Text at the top and bottom reads, “Shout out to women’s day fr 🤞🏾 (fingers crossed emoji) / Gotta be one of my favorite genders.”
Wow. Who could’ve seen this coming?!
Neck looking like absolute shit in this picture.
Wow, it’s closer to midnight than I thought.
Just another sign of the end-times
BLUTAH
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
Cool
Has he tried double-checking with Dilbert’s dad?
🚨 🚨 NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE now playing at the Charles Theatre in Baltimore 🚨 🚨