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Scottish gay living in Amsterdam. Product manager in marketing technology making you spend more money. Owner of cheeky French Bulldog, Maximilian. Often found in an airport or gin bar.

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That sound you can hear is every development team manager in the world cry-laughing at once.

28.03.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
Bottles of red vermouth, tanqueray gin, and campari. Together, they make a negroni, which is pictured in a glass in the foreground, with an orange peel decoration

Bottles of red vermouth, tanqueray gin, and campari. Together, they make a negroni, which is pictured in a glass in the foreground, with an orange peel decoration

'You'll be visited by three spirits'.

The three spirits

24.12.2024 08:47 πŸ‘ 464 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 4

Officially a home owner as of today. My plan to move to Amsterdam for a couple of years before heading to Barcelona didn’t quite come true. Here I am 6 years later, settled down with the boy, a dog and now a house. Feeling very grown up.

20.12.2024 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pennsylvania Republican mistakes "Star Wars" prop for downed drone The photo of the "crashed drone" supposedly retrieved from the water at Orange Beach was actually a TIE fighter from "Star Wars."

"It is inconceivable that the federal government has no answers nor has taken any action to get to the bottom of the unidentified drones," Mastriano posted.

17.12.2024 17:19 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

Google photos assuming everything is a "special memory" and plays back social occasions with upbeat music interspersed with the photo you took of the boiler so the plumber could see what parts they needed to order

13.12.2024 09:24 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

Are you going to club church tonight? You’ll enjoy for sure.

30.11.2024 05:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great haircut but where did you get the pullover??

27.11.2024 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is there legitimately more of these happening, or are they just reported mote frequently now? In three days there’s been Glasgow, Gatwick and now Euston?

23.11.2024 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s only been a day of properly using, but the level of wholesomeness Bluesky has compared to Twitter is unreal. Why the algorithm thought it was a good idea to constantly serve me crypto, fights and anti-immigrant content despite repeatedly selecting β€˜Not Interested’ I’ll never know.

18.11.2024 18:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s give this a whirl. πŸ‘‹

18.11.2024 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0