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this is not a drill
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Sexy snake time
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this is not a drill
love it when it's dumping rain and a customer parks aaaaaaaall the way in the spot furthest from the door. enjoy ur soggy groceries I guess. dick.
thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history
Hi hi please help, deadline for this is today and we still need about $900 to prevent eviction ;;
happy MAR-10 DAY! #marioday
Doug is on the phone. Someone is saying, "If I were an escaped goat, I'd hide in the maze."
Doug's Big Game (GBC, 2000)
Taskmaster
when it works it works
what’s good for the goose
Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts
Over the holidays I played Legos with my 4-year-old nephew and I watched him round up all the sparkly crystalline bricks while whispering to himself “Beautiful. Beautiful. Only beautiful things” and this has become a permanent part of my lexicon
An illustration of a vulpine-esque creature sitting beneath a deciduous tree crowned with autumnal orange leaves wearing a dress with minimal patterning and butterflies in her hair. Her eyes are pure white and she has a white (seeing) cane in one hand and she has a soft expression. Above her is a squirrel in pinkish-orange hues and blue eyes, handing her a yellow aster.
you know if zenny likes you if she gives you a flower
comm for velisren (discord) <3
sic sic sic
"Sex Workers Tried to Warn Us About Age Verification Laws." We did not listen.
a two panel comic in the style of tails gets trolled, with cedric and king graham from king's quest panel 1 cedric: king graham wake up! you fucked up big time panel 2: king graham, looking delirious, exhausted: cedric
finding more old art of mine
An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."
Chains and all ⛓️
Commission for @peppermintrer.bsky.social
love walking into the employee restroom and thinking "oh god I hope someone just poured their coffee out in the sink"
retweet if youre a proud cartoon gooner that hates every member of bluesky staff equally 🤍
Armour King! Armour King! Saving lives! With Armour-ing!
#FanArt by Viscount
→https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3605902321
RT if $3000 would literally change your life
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
"How come I can't find a job at all, meanwhile this asshole gets to pull down seven figures using Stupid Autocorrect?"
It's like a little microcosm of how I feel about CEOs, generally. :)
some shelley duval studies!
requiem for vanished birdsong
404 (they/it/she) is a robot fastened at the spine to a large ceiling mounted crane-like arm. 404 has a green holographic head resembling a reptilian creature with red spiral eyes. Its tail is coiled up inside its body and can extend to plug into robots and electronics. On the left side of the page are a series of doodles of 404 singing Queen of Venus by FLAVOR FOLEY to a tied up Rad.
404: character bio not found
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011
This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years
im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
