Charles mcdonald i am so sorry
09.03.2026 20:48
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Charles mcdonald i am so sorry
TL today:
The stock market today opened at -9 billion as the war in Iran spikes American gas prices
Trump dodges questions regarding drone strike on mosque, “No Elon’s alive, as far as we know,”
Giants agree to 3 year contract with CB Vonn Germainy, per @DMRussini
Dolphins statement on the release of Tua Taigovailoa
Watching my Gf play Pokemon Pokopia and this is the most walter white chemically pure girlfriend game I have ever seen in my life. They were absolutely cracked in the studio making this
We are monarching out
Any trade involving DJ moore gives Ryan Poles a buff that doubles all his stats
“Merde! Ze sluggish cunt Justine Jeffersone cannot garnier a mere seventy yards! I em feenished!”- Pascal’s lesser known second wager
Also All Along the Watchtower but that barely counts
Easily (my second answer is so inherently sacrilegious you will get mad upon finding out it exists) youtu.be/Hm25FhH9vqs?...
But we can bet on what dies next! #sponsored #kalshipartner #Allmoneyisbleedingeverywhere
Simple plan if they were an abusive circus:
To be KICKED
by a CLOWN
Pushed off the trapeze to the GROUND
Oh shit i saw you on yday and didnt realize it was you, we gotta game
Gary Oak/Blue: Hey STINKER! Guess you had another CRAPPY battle because I could smell you two towns over! Musta gotten lucky to get here, stupidhead!
Silver to his quilava after every battle:
Is khameini actually dead i cant get a read
Oooooo ww3 ooooo i dont wanna be drafted dont draft me! -posted from twitter for armchair made out skulls
Objecting to allies supporting a black man’s comedy #soundsaboutwhite
Hows your canthal tilt
Bump stock is a menace
In 2007 if they heard you were single they would treat you like you got a terminal cancer diagnosis
My favorite chinese Dota anecdote is how PSG.LGD fans called a really good player “responsibility god” because “with great power comes great responsibility.” After their carry, Ame left, fans called his replacement “no responsibility god” because “with no power comes no responsibility.”
NFL analyst having flashbacks: Rueben Bain is like if someone crossed Thanos with my dad when he was yelling
Gavin Newsom Twitter intern: I know Donald Trump was picked last in kickball and cried
Gavin newsom interview: I mean- looking at how important homework can be, developmentally, not just for the brain but for a work ethic
If anyone is a really conservative packers or lions or vikings fan, you could tweet “dont worry- The Bears still IDENTIFY as being from Chicago! 😂” might go crazy
MLK if he was smoking weed: I did not have a dream
Kid tweeting “i am in good health, not suicidal and would never kill myself” after reminding the teacher to check the homework
