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Just minding my own businesses. Let the fools fight. Evolvimus ut discimus. ❀️🧑

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He’s a drunk with impulse control issues.

14.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone made a phone call.

Someone wrote a check.

His behavior and work ethic is that of someone who’s been protected from consequences his whole life.

14.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you get drunk and want to fight people and you think that means you’re a warfighter.

14.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dementia is a terrible disease. Even for a terrible person.

14.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can make regime change a condition, too, if you want.

14.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Except with dementia.

So he has utterly no memory of any of it and certainly won’t learn from it.

14.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Iran.

Regime change goes both ways, right?

14.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Racists are dumb.

14.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But the alternative was β€œdoctor” β€œOz”.

14.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if this is why that idiot president started this war?

14.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian bots that made up fake shit about Hillary would have made up fake shit about Bernie.

14.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Core civic NYSE: CXW
Geo Group NYSE: GEO

For profit concentration camps. They bill the government $1000/day per prisoner. They spend $5 per day on the care and feeding of the prisoners.

Keep them in there for 2-3 weeks and then the recycled January 6th Proud Boy bounty hunters bring more.

13.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has president poopoo pants been seen in the area?

13.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone turn off CNN

13.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone checked Craigslist in Teheran to make sure this isn’t one of those $50 gigs?

13.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No because I refuse to turn on the idiot box.

13.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They feed that monkey on a [dumb] person’s back.

13.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how they never consider that people will just turn off their TVs.

13.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the answer is

No fucking way.

13.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so stupid

13.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When gas hits $10000 a gallon the Rapture starts.

13.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBeing sent to military school” was commonly done with boys who couldn’t behave themselves.

Not to be confused with going to a military academy.

13.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah hah.

Hang in there, women. You’ve got them scared of you.

13.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did ya check the concentration camps?

13.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the American household started having gigantic televisions in the center of them, replacing reading and dialogue.

13.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peter Navarro is officially the worlds dumbest person

13.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The boss bought them shoes.

They all pretended to have bigger feet than they really do because they’re all obsessed with dick size like 12 year olds.

So now they all have to wear these stupid oversized shoes.

12.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please

12.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dept of Cucks and kompromised suckers

12.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two completely mud-covered dogs rest in front of a pair of doors.

Two completely mud-covered dogs rest in front of a pair of doors.

β€œMa’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”

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