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Writer, performer, freelancer living the good life with an amazing woman and a curmudgeon, but damn handsome doggo in Paris.

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The Rest of the World Report Day 15. Saturday. Here's what happened while you slept: US Embassy Baghdad helipad struck — smoke on AP footage 5 KC-135 tankers hit on the ground in Saudi Arabia Fujairah port — Iran's workaround fo...

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14.03.2026 12:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report Day 14 Evening. Friday the 13th delivered. Trump struck Kharg Island — spared the oil, threatened worse if Hormuz stays closed All 6 KC-135 crew confirmed dead. 5,000 more US troops deploying. Italy ...

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14.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report | Day 13 Morning Edition Europe went into this war as a bystander. Thirteen days later it's discovering it's a stakeholder — with no seat at the table, no visibility into the exit, and no answers from Washington. After the G7...

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12.03.2026 12:05 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report | Day 12 — Morning Edition Day 12 Morning is up. Three commercial sailors are missing in the Strait of Hormuz right now — struck by unknown projectiles on a cargo ship called the Mayuree Naree. It's the 14th vessel hit since th...

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11.03.2026 18:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report | Tuesday, March 10, 2026 War in Iran - Day 11 Morning Edition

Morning edition of The Rest of the World Report is up.

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Day 10 Evening: Five stories the American press is underplaying tonight Tonight's edition covers five stories: the first documented public rift between Washington and Jerusalem (Israel struck 30 fuel depots; the US said "WTF"); Kharg Island — what it is, what JP Morgan sa...

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10.03.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1. “WTF” — The first crack in the US-Israel alliance.
2. The island that could break the global economy
3. Trump said “we’ve wiped every single force out.” Here’s what happened next.

Five stories the American press is underplaying tonight:

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The Rest of the World Report Day 9 Evening Edition | Sunday March 8, 2026

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09.03.2026 12:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today’s deep dive: what China is actually doing in this war — and what it isn’t. The answer is more complicated than either “Iran’s ally” or “sitting it out,” and the part everyone is missing involves rare earth metals and the US military’s ability to build weapons for the next decade.

And more…

09.03.2026 12:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Morning edition is up. I do this so my American friends can see what the US news isn’t showing them.

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The Rest of the World Report Day 9 Evening Edition | Sunday March 8, 2026

And food prices in the fall are going be high because of everything happening today.

It's all inside tonight's edition of RofWR.

Anyway, like, subscribe, you know the drill.

Boop. And good night from Paris.

09.03.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Evening edition is up. This time there are a couple things that really, really stand out to me. First, Iran's war aim is not to win - they know they can't. But if they drag it out so long and make it painful af as their own deterrent for future bombings.

09.03.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report, March 8 - Morning Edition They’ve chosen the next Supreme Leader. Israel says it will kill him.

Seven stories the US morning shows won’t lead with. Special forces. Black rain. A nuclear pact. And an oil countdown with a $150 price tag at the end.

08.03.2026 12:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report Day 8 Morning Edition — Saturday, March 7, 2026

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08.03.2026 00:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Iran’s president apologized to Gulf neighbors this morning.
By noon, Iran’s own military had struck the UAE anyway.
Day 8 Evening Edition of THE REST OF THE WORLD REPORT: what actually happened today. 🧵

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The Rest of the World Report Day 8 Morning Edition — Saturday, March 7, 2026

I started this for my friends and fam in the US. Every story in THE REST OF THE WORLD REPORT ends with two things: what the international press is saying, and what American readers specifically need to know. Because those aren’t always the same thing. Subscribe on Substack.

07.03.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A Chicano In Paris | Rudy Martinez | Substack A collection of short stories, ramblings, and essays by a guy living his best life in Paris, France with his gorgeous wife and adorable dog. Click to read A Chicano In Paris, by Rudy Martinez, a Subst...

Day 8 edition coming shortly.
Just some of what’s in it:
→ Tehran’s second airport hit overnight
→ UK reversed course — B-1 bombers now at RAF Fairford
→ US approved $151M arms sale to Israel. Mid-war.
→ India quietly docking an Iranian warship
→ Iran: “We will never capitulate”
Free as always at:

07.03.2026 11:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report Evening Edition | Day 7 of the US-Israel War on Iran | Friday, March 6, 2026

The world is watching this war differently than America is.
Tonight’s REST OF THE WORLD REPORT:
→ Russia is feeding Iran intel on US warships
→ Trump said “unconditional surrender” — Dow dropped 900 pts
→ Germany is getting cold feet
→ UN peacekeepers shot in Lebanon
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07.03.2026 00:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Rest of the World Report Morning Edition | Day 7 of the US-Israel War on Iran | Friday, March 6, 2026

I started doing a thing for my friends in the US who are interested in what the news outside the country are saying about the war. I really will make an effort to start sharing it here, too. It’ll always be free so go ahead and check it out if you’re in the US and what a different news perspective.

06.03.2026 12:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well that certainly makes it all better

02.03.2026 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ICE is a bigger terrorist threat to Americans than Iran has ever been.

28.02.2026 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They won’t even if the entire file gets released unredacted. But the truth will still be true; the president of the United States is a kniwn child rapist and still got elected.

20.12.2025 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t need the Epstein files. I believe the women. Dude is a child rapist. Everyone knows this. Everyone who voted for him knew this when they voted for him by this third election. They didn’t care.

20.12.2025 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My beautiful little doggo, Dexter. His red-orange fur, perky ears, and fluffy tail. His little face is laying over his tiny paws as he looks away from the camera.

My beautiful little doggo, Dexter. His red-orange fur, perky ears, and fluffy tail. His little face is laying over his tiny paws as he looks away from the camera.

My beautiful little doggo, Dexter. His red-orange fur, perky ears, and fluffy tail. His little face is laying on a couch cushion as he looks straight at the camera.

My beautiful little doggo, Dexter. His red-orange fur, perky ears, and fluffy tail. His little face is laying on a couch cushion as he looks straight at the camera.

France has made it illegal to abandon dogs so, guess I’m stuck with this little guy.

11.12.2025 13:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Green Bay Packers You never told me your stories. I had to hear them from Grandma and Uncle Charlie. Stories about being left to sleep outside in the car in the driveway. Stories about whoopings with electric cords. St...

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01.12.2025 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

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Hey Nineteen I don’t remember the point of this letter. I just felt a sense of obligation to write something considering it’s that day. I wish you were still here. But that’s true everyday.

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19.11.2025 21:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Surly little shit.

01.11.2025 19:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It ain’t like anybody’s been stopping him

21.10.2025 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am amused. #FDT

21.10.2025 16:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0