Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

An example of why “make no mistakes” is important

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

claiming Travis Kelce made the 2026 Pro Bowl because of his on-field play is disrespectful to the legions of dedicated Swifties who diligently stuffed the fan vote ballot box

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case:

has Kelce's play dropped off: yes

is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes

should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

holy shit

I asked ChatGPT how big of an error Trump has made regarding this war, and it said he has made "a major error" because "triggering an oil shock is one of the most predictable and damaging outcomes of a Gulf war"

Claude's the hot name today, but ChatGPT may still have some juice yet.

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

history is written by a comedian

boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise

>oil futures at $110 before markets even open on Monday

Smithers worshipping Mr. Burns in a golden muscle suit

Fox News video of President Trump welcoming home the coffins of fallen soldiers this weekend

Once again thinking about the greatest clip of all time: Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest is straight

Yes, us too. It says about 13,000 houses on the Toronto Hydro website

Toronto?

NEW from me: Ketamine, Prostitution and Money: Here Are The Details of a Secret DEA Probe of Jeffrey Epstein

🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Visiting Disney World.

My son: Lumiere? The Candelabra?

Every other country in the world:

I would rather athletes pee on each other than sound like Nazis, but that's just me.

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Stock is back to 2017 prices in the overnight, so I'd say bad.