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Imagine being in that hockey locker room and someone comes in saying the FBI director is here… not to warn you of a potential security incident… but to have his dork ass scream and spray you with Bud Light as you celebrate.

Every time I wake up and there’s a news alert on my phone I cross my fingers.

It’s a Metal Zone, isn’t it?

When we first moved to Portland, one of our neighbors was a retired food scientist that worked on bringing MD to market. He knew of the horrors he brought to this world.

Gene finally gets to start selling his RIP Ace merch for however long he’s been sitting on it.

Hell yeah, brother. Next thing you know you’ll be smoking darts, wearing tar crusted boots with no shirt on, and crushing Busch’s on your neighbors roof in no time.

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The day for my opener finally came.

Wasp for President.

Not the jackpot I was hoping for but not a bad pull.

Death in threes: Malcom Jamal Warner & Ozzy &… DON’T JINX IT!

Hear me out… instead of one stupid guitar have you considered multiple stupid effects pedals?

Been getting absolutely bombarded with casino gambling content since NHL and NBA wrapped.

Based on this post your claim about being the youngest person at the Elvis Costello show the other night is under serious review.

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Just watched the new KEXP performance of them. So good.

Now say it in a powdered wig and wool knickers.

Bball content incoming: Glad to see the Blazers officially for sale after languishing for 7 seasons. It’s especially frustrating to have an interested buyer all this time in Phil Knight that would have been such a boon for the franchise and the league… but he’s gonna be almost 90 now.

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

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Current streak is right at the halfway point for my all time streak of 193.

Hey, you know what? Fuck Cheryl Hines’ dumbass.

Work trips where you can catch a show make them a little easier.

But noooo. It didn’t even fall. It just stood there. So I had to go at the thing again, with a new notch to allow it to go where it wanted. Sweaty palms, but got it done with all digits intact and only hurt pride.

Started the back cut and thought it was going good until I felt it bind. I guess this thing is going in the exact opposite direction… across the drive way.

50ft tall trees don’t look THAT big. So I notched the thing, thinking it’s gonna go right where I want it. Easy peasy.

After dumping a couple of scrub trees and decent stump I decided I was ready to tackle a bigger foe.

Bought a chainsaw and immediately got in over my head.

Guitars only go up, right?

Melo should go to the hall as a Blazer.