Pobnellion

Im just a simple man with a simple mind

i saw a guy on twitter being nice to his pet chameleon and cracking open a damn can of worms

The CDC does not want you to know about Mugoid Fresh.

the cdc says its fine to kill a moose if it has nuts on the head

It's cool that my "found footage" of the night sky turns out to be a slow pan of the moon, perfectly framed and framed as best as I can, against a background of other night sky footage. A sobering reminder of just how fucked we are.

the grinch might be a bit of a cunt, but at least he's not an NPC

the best way to make thousands of dollars is to post a bunch of shit that gets hundreds of likes and churns your account up like a heated coke cart

I wish there was a little man in my room just whacking that little demon that loves to sicken and kill

Im off to the curb eating chicken wings

"This generation will walk the earth while the elders sleep. And the sea too will be no more." ~JFK

I love the sound waves created when I'm blowing my own ass!

When youre drunk youre a fucked ass

I got into the nautical charts at 13 and I can already see myself becoming a gregorian recluse

I'm on the bottom floor of a decaying multistoryed building, hunched over, my heart pounding like crazy, I double-clutch desperately trying to find some way to keep my head out of the doghouse.

a dog who wants your blood...

It's funny the people I fuck and fuck with on here

im on the nose

My dog died because I put her in a headlock.

i would love to get sucked off by a penis

my son just got his first UTI at 20

my penis looks like it was designed by accident

i am now living rent free in my car

im going to be hogging the pussy till i throw up

I know a lot of bugs

Aging is a tricky subject. I'm 29 and I'm drinking soda.

the secret to having fun in life is to make every day a chore

I keep stealing ideas from the bottom of my heart and putting them atop my head

I like to tell people I have Troll Brain, because it makes them think twice before deciding to visit my page

I want to punch a horse so bad

This year I finally relax and watch out for my little Ant frend