John D. Platypus

Cara, várias dessas críticas estão sendo compradas. Certeza. Estamos em época de eleição. Nada é isento.

How did that happen?

is this what the kids call "goated with the sauce"

Aye, that's fair.
Pirates, then?

Would it be out of line to suggest also adding dinosaurs?

I find it funny because they are *shorts*, ie for legs. They should be called kickboxer shorts.

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Normalmente digo pra mulheres, mas fica pra ti tbm: boa sorte no dia internacional da mulher

Pode seguir um lance mais Chaplin, cinema mudo, de expressões mais exageradas, gestos bombásticos, e afins. No mínimo, seria engraçado

Acho traição de classe

🏵️🏵️🏵️ Políticos de esquerda que usam IA para por no feed das redes sociais! Não use IA, contrate ilustradores! 🏵️🏵️🏵️

[Sou ilustradora]

FIFA é uma das organizações mais corruptas do mundo, não se espera nada melhor deles.

Curiouser and Curiouser

"depois de dias sem conseguir segurar nada direito, resolvi marcar uma consulta com um mãoculista."

Lê o post antes de falar bobagem

No complaints, though

Not again

Tudo bem estuprar criança, se for pra formar família

Aimee Lou Wood is not only a great actress but too fucking adorable for words.

1) why choose? Mystique.
2) not a lot of choices, so Galadriel. Always the quiet ones...
3) Zatanna. Sense of humor, private shows and omg those legs... Also, there's something about a woman wearing a top hat
4) Jadzia Dax. No explanation needed, I hope.

Much less poetic, but it works.

There is a phrase in portuguese that says "There is a lack of love in the world, but there is also a lack of text comprehension", and I think it's beautiful.

It's time to come clean:

So I'll go masturbate in the shower.

A very important step indeed

Not sure if I would know how to be part of one. But thanks anyway.

Did @samreich.bsky.social suggest that title, or are we seeing where his penchant for comedy comes from? Lol

You could learn to do art, not just order it on McChatGPT's

Musk probably chased the ghosts away with ketamine

the joker says i do and i 'm tired of pretending i do n't ALT: the joker says i do and i 'm tired of pretending i do n't

Elon is the guy who manages to mix up being a complete loser with being ultra-wealthy. Makes sense he'd hold the world record for person who lost the most money.