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@ornitorrinco

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

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Folks like to believe that shitty ain't normal, despite, you know, reality, life, and all that's around us.

14.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cara, vΓ‘rias dessas crΓ­ticas estΓ£o sendo compradas. Certeza. Estamos em Γ©poca de eleiΓ§Γ£o. Nada Γ© isento.

11.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How did that happen?

11.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is this what the kids call "goated with the sauce"

11.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aye, that's fair.
Pirates, then?

11.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would it be out of line to suggest also adding dinosaurs?

11.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it funny because they are *shorts*, ie for legs. They should be called kickboxer shorts.

10.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1M views · 9.2K reactions | LET ME AT IT! 😑 #tea #british #cosplay #meme #skit #reenactment #britishcomedy #comedy #redcoat #henrywest #airfryer #thisposthasbeencolonised | Henry West LET ME AT IT! 😑 #tea #british #cosplay #meme #skit #reenactment #britishcomedy #comedy #redcoat #henrywest #airfryer #thisposthasbeencolonised

@gailsimone.bsky.social Hey Gail, did you ever consider this innnovative way to make tea?
www.facebook.com/reel/9616608...

10.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normalmente digo pra mulheres, mas fica pra ti tbm: boa sorte no dia internacional da mulher

06.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pode seguir um lance mais Chaplin, cinema mudo, de expressΓ΅es mais exageradas, gestos bombΓ‘sticos, e afins. No mΓ­nimo, seria engraΓ§ado

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Acho traiΓ§Γ£o de classe

04.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🏡️🏡️🏡️ Políticos de esquerda que usam IA para por no feed das redes sociais! Não use IA, contrate ilustradores! 🏡️🏡️🏡️

[Sou ilustradora]

04.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 717 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

FIFA Γ© uma das organizaΓ§Γ΅es mais corruptas do mundo, nΓ£o se espera nada melhor deles.

02.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Curiouser and Curiouser

25.02.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"depois de dias sem conseguir segurar nada direito, resolvi marcar uma consulta com um mΓ£oculista."

24.02.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LΓͺ o post antes de falar bobagem

24.02.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No complaints, though

21.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not again

21.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tudo bem estuprar crianΓ§a, se for pra formar famΓ­lia

20.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a horse drawn carriage says tradition ALT: a man with a horse drawn carriage says tradition
16.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aimee Lou Wood is not only a great actress but too fucking adorable for words.

15.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1) why choose? Mystique.
2) not a lot of choices, so Galadriel. Always the quiet ones...
3) Zatanna. Sense of humor, private shows and omg those legs... Also, there's something about a woman wearing a top hat
4) Jadzia Dax. No explanation needed, I hope.

15.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Much less poetic, but it works.

11.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a phrase in portuguese that says "There is a lack of love in the world, but there is also a lack of text comprehension", and I think it's beautiful.

11.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's time to come clean:

So I'll go masturbate in the shower.

09.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A very important step indeed

09.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if I would know how to be part of one. But thanks anyway.

09.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did @samreich.bsky.social suggest that title, or are we seeing where his penchant for comedy comes from? Lol

05.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could learn to do art, not just order it on McChatGPT's

05.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Musk probably chased the ghosts away with ketamine

05.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0