I can tell by the sparkle in your eye, you've been enchanted by the subtle splendour of the bay leaf, which you weren't supposed to eat.
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I can tell by the sparkle in your eye, you've been enchanted by the subtle splendour of the bay leaf, which you weren't supposed to eat.
Show me stunning drone footage of my friend Evan's house
Show me incredible skills like juggling I can teach my friend Evan
Recommend videos that explore Evan's way of life
Show me videos of Evan loading his all-weather tires in the trunk
Tell me about the civilizations that gave rise to Evan
A Canticle for Beavis
They're still sort of trying to do this with deodorant but it's getting lumped in generally with other fascist-coded "cult of the natural" stuff. Finally, us aluminum heads are getting validated.
Yeah I was going to say!
I also love the idea that if They ever imposed some sort of strict water rationing, everyone would be universally fine with it because we weren't washing our hair anymore. No other uses for the stuff!
If my silk scarf was regenerating itself constantly that would probably also change the calculus
Is this supposed…to clean somehow? Do you rinse it out?
No!! It was crazy!
And you’re putting it on your pillow every night!
Oh my god I remember this article so, so clearly. Before it, the propaganda had been starting to work on me and I was like maybe I need to try this and then those pictures snapped me right out of it
I think a lot of people only need to do it once or twice a week! If it doesn’t feel greasy/itchy I’m sure it doesn’t smell.
Oh noooo that makes it much worse 😔😔😔
If I am remembering correctly, this was supposed to cure dandruff entirely!
Nate I do have a fear that white dreads are going to come back as a trend sooner than we think.
It's a really marvelous kind of mindset that shampoo is a more dangerous item to have in the house than multiple guns.
Oh my GOD. It's still happening!!
Ooh great point actually. It was a little proto-MAHA!
I know that's right. SMOH (Shaking my oily head)
The messaging was, as I recall, something like "If you get through the 8-12 weeks where you smell disgusting and look like you dunked your head in a deep fryer, you can save up to $15 a month"
Remember that couple of years where there was a really big coordinated media push to stop washing your hair at all. What the hell was that about
Don't fucking walk away from me, I'm trying to build rapport.
The random RTs on anything personal are truly unsettling
I like how every new time a study comes out the thrust of it is like “Coffee is even healthier than previously thought”
Yes!!!!!
i've just composed a brand new piece, "putting a block of tofu in a tape deck". it's challenging to both listener and machine
You fellas are too kind
Every time!
Yes. I have to agree the future will depend on how events transpire
I am talking about the human man Frank Reich. NO ONE is allowed to screenshot me saying "I am a reich apologist"