Adam Zones Out

Fark: The cockroach of the World Wide Web (laudatory)

It's a sliding scale in that if Trump winds up on his deathbed before this is over you know that motherfucker will want to see one drop before he shuffles off

You underestimate Devin Booker at your own peril

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What if microplastics are the key to immortality

What if

What

Wh….

The incompetence is the point but also good lord how can an entire cabinet combined have an IQ below freezing like this

How is this even possible

More like DAMN! Adebayo

I guess

George

Hell

What the fuck is this shit

Growing up in Chicago in the 80s and 90s, Bill Kurtis was a fixture in my childhood watching channel 2 CBS. Glad he’s still out there after all these years.

Every time a Thunder game airs on TV and I hear the John Cena music playing I get very disappointed that John Cena isn't actually there

It’s irrelevant really, but I’m almost amazed just how odd he truly is. Just, like, if he wasn’t a miserable bastard we’d call him a quirky neurodivergent or something

It’s just a shame that there are was nothing that could be referenced to as a reminder of electing him could lead to

Awful luck, that

Well I mean it’s pretty well known that he likes fucking

Step One: Win the house somehow
Step Two: Make a prominent Dem candidate Speaker, just for funsies
Step Three: Impeach Trump and Vance together as a BOGO treat
Step Four: Wake the fuck up, guy typing this reply

Man who has never pumped a gallon of gas in his life has opinions

Or he will throw absolutely everyone under the bus and deflect all blame and claim he was hoodwinked

"Leisure Suit" Lawrence Jack Love if you're nasty

If you don't keep your car in a garage it's a good time to invest in a chastity belt for your gas tank

Guys named Richard beside themselves

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*fucks with the electric car market and efficiency standards in ICE cars*

*starts war that directly affects the price of gasoline*

Big Todd Energy

brb, using Afterpay for my next fill

Also:

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This tweet is articulate enough that I would buy a conspiracy that the real Trump was kidnapped in 2014 and is being held next to the body of Jimmy Hoffa while a body double is currently President

A seemingly-random Twitter user who sounds suspiciously like Kevin Durant is gonna have a lot to say about the Rockets after this blowout loss.

"Donald... Trunk? Trusk? Trap?? No, never heard of him. Isn't Joe Biden president still?"

This guy right here is pretty, pretty, pretty pleased that he bought a brand new car last month that might have a gas engine, but it gets almost 40MPG which is a hell of a lot better than averaging like 20, 25MPG tops

(it's also the first non-American car I've bought which was super weird for me)

"Why do they call it Raccoon City?"

"Well..."

Crawling out of my social media blackout hole to post how the MacBook Neo has a chance to fuck Dell, HP, Lenovo, etc straight in their assholes if they play their cards right

(Just like get more goddamn games like RE Requiem please)

Last week in golf: Player infuriates TV audience and delays popular star from getting a much-needed win

This week in golf: Infuriating guy wins tournament with Rory and Tiger watching on