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My wife thought it a better one.

π argh squared

It's 75×100÷30
3×25×10×10÷(3×10)
25×10 cancel
250

I asked my math where is do I find a pirate's area.

She said π rate squared.

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Not tagging this as a bad dad joke, but wanted to share it.

I have a hole in my assymptote.

I couldn't resist it.

#SorryNotSorry

Each animal was weighed twice 5+10+12 = 27

It is horrible that sexual assault and harassment happens.

But my neurodiverse ocd brain is like "you can't be a citizen of a state, you're a redident"

You missed the opportunity to call them naughty numbers.

Oh, Acute Angle

When people see her and say, "oh what a cute angel", you can correct them, "no she's Acute Angle"

Just think about all the glee that you could have from that.

I was off by a factor of 10 but I didn't do any math(s)

It's 2 words
WAR CRIMINAL

I had to go through it multiple times in my head and each time I came up with 704.

So 11×4×2×4×2
11×16×4
11×64
640+64=704

Hopefully nobody would end up in the ocean. We'd be in hot water then.

Those are easy to factor
2²×3³×5

Rearranged 10×27×2 = 270×2 = 540

I'd definitely enjoy your book club if you do it.

Even though I first watched you for physics my favorite videos have been where you focused on the people involved with science, both the bad and the good.

I think your Faust video is your greastest.

Oh my gosh. I saw the text without seeing the video first, and I thought that's not in the fibonacci sequence.

23-11=12

That would be 10,1,11

Now that I see the video, see what you did.

I decided to make it a mental math problem because it looked pretty easy.

48 ÷ 12 is 4 so 480 ÷ 12 = 40

20 ÷ 12 = 5÷3 = 1.6͞

Add them and round

41.67

I failed the instructions. I found the only fastest rat in 6 races.

My math(s) was correct but my counting was not.

₉C₃ - 7 = 77

I miscounted the straight lines. I skipped the second diagonal.

In that way "take away" is also a preposition.

10/10

Add 63 to both 136-100=36

I guess I've never seen it explained with fractions like that that i can remember, but maybe I did and only remember that it is ÷10 for each digit.

Ha

The 7 Dwarves asked me to buy a keg for them, but I refuse to contribute to the delinquency of miners.

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I'm getting old. I need to warm up my arm before celebratory fist pumps.

#DadBodProblems #TrueStory

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i often write without uppercase or punctuation but eleven metres will now be what i call llms

When they say it solves a difficult problem, what they mean is it solves the problem of them not having as much money as they want.

Lol, I guess that joke bombed. I probably should have put "I'm asking for friends". Maybe the question be a less serious one. Or maybe the idea is too hard to do with out vocal inflection.

What's the best way to socialize when alone in a new city? Asking for a friend.

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The only drawback is cash is immediate. You use it is gone. If you credit and you carry a balance it might end up costing more.

My family does use a credit card, but I don't drive and have no idea what the gas price is.