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Crispin Boyer

@seejackboyer

Narrative Designer @ Obsidian Entertainment (The Outer Worlds 2), author @ NatGeo Kids (Zeus the Mighty series), donkey/mule enthusiast.

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Praise the Architect and Pass the Ammunition: Health & Damage in 'The Outer Worlds 2' | Agenda | GDC Festival of Gaming How does a game designer determine how many Hit Points an enemy should have? How does the designer determine how much damage a player should do? What are some of the fundamental structures of game des...

How do you balance a game? Robert Donovan (Obsidian) answers this question with a philosophical framework, genre considerations & concrete examples from The Outer Worlds 2. This is a can't miss session, Room 2005, West Hall, 20 minutes. #GDC2026

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10.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many thanks! And thank you for the follow!

10.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The calm before the Kona low.

10.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Slither! (ColecoVision)
Slither! (ColecoVision) YouTube video by ArcadeUSA
07.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seeking happiness in the little things, e.g.:

07.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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See also:

28.02.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Data the donkey in her lair.

24.02.2026 05:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't you understand, General? Dropping the A-bomb will only make him stronger and more difficult to assemble.

21.02.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The real hero of this week of soggy weather has been our shoe dryer.

17.02.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I must make my weekly post saying that The Outer Worlds 2 is one of my favorite games, if not my favorite game ever. I hope everyone who made it is having an amazing day and hope yall are doing good with the DLC! ๐Ÿ’–

13.02.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Whole herd's soaking up some sunbeams after several days of severe weather.

11.02.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gosh, I don't remember writing that one. Might be a Tim Cain gem.

24.01.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Our dinky donks have achieved maximum floof to withstand this Arctic weather (night temps down to the low 60s!).

18.01.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Always nice when our donkeys line up in descending order of size, i.e. Russian nesting donkeys.

13.01.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't follow footballs either but I'm pretty sure the team accidentally locked themselves in a walk-in freezer and the rest of the season will be a clips episode.

11.01.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meet the artist: @juliettejones.bsky.social

11.01.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't forget I also post the occasional cattle, chicken, or goose photo to cleanse the palate of donkey photos.

10.01.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly right! It's a veil to keep flies out of her eyes, but with the stylish verve of Stevie Knicks.

10.01.2026 07:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hot to trot.

10.01.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why would I want this?

10.01.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm only willing to share donkey videos under any circumstance. :)

03.01.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just living his best life.

03.01.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Riker with the roll of a lifetime.

03.01.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Our holiday project was to build an aviary for Jennifer, the racing pigeon we rescued from the middle of the road last year. She/he seems to like the two-story loft on wheels we can roll out of the garage on calm days. Next step is to find her/him a life partner to feather their swanky new pad.

02.01.2026 05:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cattle courtship: Not for the faint of heart or eyeball.

29.12.2025 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How thoughtful of the cattle to mow our lawn for the holidays. Tis the season for free-rangin'.

26.12.2025 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seasonal greetings from Sophia and Data!

24.12.2025 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you like games where there are weird funny story beats & bits in unmarked locations & nooks in the map that can only be found by lackadaisy exploration this game is for you it's been some of my favorite moments of the whole game & something a.i. will never be able to fucking do

24.12.2025 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outer Worlds 2 good, vvv good so far

24.12.2025 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sweet little soggy micro-mini donkey.

24.12.2025 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0