If you ever ask me what my five top SNL bits of all time are, there’s a solid chance they all involve Chris Farley.
11.03.2026 03:40
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I get chasing the YouTube bag but there is a line before I groan endlessly.
11.03.2026 02:57
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Okay but really what if we did this.
10.03.2026 17:03
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For once I have literal inside info and I can’t do anything with it because it’s just really gossipy.
10.03.2026 16:32
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Man, going back and listening to Lamb of God’s older stuff really solidified how ahead of the time these guys were.
10.03.2026 14:42
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Oh this is absolutely manufactured.
It’s the Scorese thing all over again.
10.03.2026 11:49
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Shapiro got the FLCL done.
10.03.2026 11:32
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Embracer make one good skin challenge: Impossible
10.03.2026 10:58
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I didn’t know Sparenza has its own ICE agents.
10.03.2026 10:53
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That’s what, a quarter of the cast that appeared on Community?
09.03.2026 21:39
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09.03.2026 21:00
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It always feels like I’m being shook down by Gary Oldman.
09.03.2026 18:42
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DO YOU LIVE IN YONKERS?!
09.03.2026 18:39
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Hell yeah to that one!
09.03.2026 17:19
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My wife is feeling a little down so I have been sending her all her favorite video game character men she loves.
That’s cause I’m not a government agent/cowboy.
09.03.2026 17:07
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Folks in the metal world are just discovering that Lamb of God is political.
Like… did they not listen to the music before? Of course not why am I even asking here.
09.03.2026 15:56
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@davidjagneaux.bsky.social I’m thinking of you.
09.03.2026 15:48
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Back in the LK days when I was leveling, I was at 79. My boss sees I’m struggling. He knew I was a WoW player and that an expansion released.
“How close to you are max level?”
“One level away.”
“Take the rest of the day off. Get it done. Come back with a clear head.”
09.03.2026 11:03
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Really getting upset when people touch me. I will fight back!
09.03.2026 02:22
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Jojo’s Bazaar Adventure is purely for the sickos. Absolutely unhinged chaos. I love it.
09.03.2026 01:14
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Oh man, this post I saw is so fucked up.
I must now send it to everyone I know.
08.03.2026 21:59
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I feel hungover and I don’t even drink anymore.
08.03.2026 21:52
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One of the tough aspects of Marathon is trying to complete a few objectives while also getting slammed by whoever is waiting for you around the corner.
I’m in desperate need of “servers for busy dads.”
08.03.2026 21:48
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Party 1 is a young dude who is interning as a car mechanic.
Party 2 is a young woman who is a college graduate working in the education system.
They are siblings and both going at each other. I have been making arguments for whoever is currently yelling. Neither realizes I’m part of the problem.
08.03.2026 21:45
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Zero opinions on Helix. Saving them till I get more details.
Wild, I know.
08.03.2026 19:55
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This drama is recharging my electrolytes.
08.03.2026 16:19
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There are people fighting in my apartment about who gets to do laundry and I am playing both sides of this.
08.03.2026 16:17
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I’m losing my mind here.
08.03.2026 14:07
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Leon Kennedy at 51 is the new goal.
08.03.2026 13:54
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When it comes to “results” of my workout, I don’t see much of a change because it’s just a day by day thing. You see a photo of yourself from a year ago when you started and you’re like “oh damn!”
But I was just doing dishes, I looked down, saw my arm, and had that “oh damn” moment.
08.03.2026 13:53
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