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Danielle Lasker

@larkshead

🌸 they, them 🌸 just here for fun, but maybe I’ll post some textiles 🌸 DMs are open 🌸

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Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

11.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 1863 πŸ” 284 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 405
Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

11.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 5816 πŸ” 720 πŸ’¬ 403 πŸ“Œ 308

It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.

Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 701 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 13

I just want to point out that the same payment processors who hassle sex workers and erotica producers will gladly process any bets you want to make on war crimes.

01.12.2025 07:20 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 10200 πŸ” 2910 πŸ’¬ 176 πŸ“Œ 353

It’s so crazy because i just needed a very simple photoshop to put jar jar binks into all my family photos and then it was done. I didn’t need a completely fake trillion dollar industry for all of this

06.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Female athletes and sex verification: Ewa KΕ‚obukowska failed the chromosomal test in 1967, later gave birth to a son. Extra X chromosome! Anyway I like how no one wants to learn biology or history just because they like stepping on the same motherfucking rake.

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2875 πŸ” 1549 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 380

They want war.

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 732 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 5
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 22516 πŸ” 4970 πŸ’¬ 765 πŸ“Œ 402

Markwayne Mullin has to get confirmed by the Senate Homeland Security Committee, which is chaired by Rand Paul, who Markwayne Mullin recently called a β€œsnake” & said he sympathized with Rand Paul’s neighbor who beat him up.

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 828 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 1

"we're not mad at her at all and she definitely didn't fuck things up that's why we're giving her a fake job I just made up and replacing her with the second-biggest idiot in the senate"

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A red graphic featuring Republican Senators' names and photos, with text that reads, "52 Senate Republicans voted against reining in Trump's war with Iran."

A red graphic featuring Republican Senators' names and photos, with text that reads, "52 Senate Republicans voted against reining in Trump's war with Iran."

Last night, nearly every Senate Republican voted against reining in Trump and his reckless war with Iran.

05.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 11

We went from making up reasons like "weapons of mass destruction" to you know what, fuck it we don't need to even lie, the president "had a feeling" that they pose a threat so we just bomb them so we can. A country doing this can't expect peace inside.

05.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 2214 πŸ” 482 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 20
A rectangle of plain canvas cloth with a painted hand with the word NOICE spaced out over the five fingers. The cloth sits on top of a grainger catalog amidst other scrap materials in a metal wire bin. Photo is taken from above

A rectangle of plain canvas cloth with a painted hand with the word NOICE spaced out over the five fingers. The cloth sits on top of a grainger catalog amidst other scrap materials in a metal wire bin. Photo is taken from above

We have a Free Bin where folks can drop random materials and supplies to give away and I’m in love with today’s random piece of cloth left on top of the biggest Grainger catalog I’ve ever seen

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Girl Scouts being posted outside the Damen blue line station on Valentine’s Day was a stroke of genius I will never stop being grateful for

05.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need you all to show up. I want us to have a thousand people there if not more.

03.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 867 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 22

just thinking about how USAID was dismantled under the rationale of cost savings but there's an unlimited budget for war

04.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 1934 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 24
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

18.09.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 10207 πŸ” 2236 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 126

Jasmine Crockett concedes to James Talarico and calls for Democrats to β€œrally around our nominee.” The GOP, meanwhile, has nearly three months to go before the ugly runoff between Sen. John Cornyn and Attorney General Ken Paxton is resolved.

04.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 9518 πŸ” 4131 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 165

he genuinely posts about Zohran as if he's his Marxist son

03.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 2622 πŸ” 361 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 7
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CBP Tapped Into the Online Advertising Ecosystem To Track Peoples’ Movements An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar t...

SCOOP: An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations.

This surveillance can happen through all sorts of apps, such as video games, news apps, weather trackers, and dating apps.

03.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2144 πŸ” 1421 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 166

Please don’t forget to vote today! Texas, Arkansas, and North Carolina are kicking off the 2026 midterm cycle with their primary elections.

03.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 5997 πŸ” 2164 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 115

Please elaborate on his evil deeds πŸ‘Ή curious minds wanna know!

02.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those three downed jets run around $90 million each.

It cost $20 million a year to operate the food kitchens serving 816,000 people in Sudan.

02.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2913 πŸ” 961 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 30
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 13564 πŸ” 4301 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 177
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Of course. No one wanted this war. They wanted food and health care and energy prices to go down. Now all those things will cost more.

It's a war of folly by a doddering old man who likes when things blow up and needs to distract us from the child sex ring he's connected to.

02.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 11192 πŸ” 3650 πŸ’¬ 611 πŸ“Œ 239

I’m interested in learning more about Amanda Riley who faked Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. Are the β€˜Scamanda’ podcast and TV show the best/only breakdowns of this story or does anyone have other recommendations?

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