Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”

Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

Oh shit, my fault, I didn’t mean to accidentally invite DJ Tanner to my demonic sex party

POV you are meeting Bluesky mutuals in real life

These are built to scale, btw.

My peanus horts so bad

Fox News was on at the gym over the weekend and the chyron said "WOKE MAPPING" to refer to gerrymandering and honestly I've gotta hand it to them, it's been rattling around in my head like Beat It for 48 hours.

its been genuinely so funny that the two massive “scandals” for james talarico so far is that he follows a few onlyfans girls on socials, and that he respects trans people. sounds like a normal guy to me

Wow, you mean his atrocious form and juicing didn’t protect him from this?

Budd Dwyer killed himself on live television after getting caught accepting a bribe to award a recovery contract to a small California tech company.

My new Purity Litmus Test for any Democrat in politics is to at least talk like uhh this cato institute gentleman

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

i have a knife bitch

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

eventually he says "dei is when jews" but he clearly understands how repugnant that is to admit, and so he grasps for what he feels is a more universal way to communicate, and said "women" instead.

it's all gender. jewish people, in his mind are the women you can't name.

Instead of getting into politics this dipshit should’ve followed his destiny to become a Jay Leno impersonator

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

if it wasn't a world-destroying atrocity it would be kind of funny how much time and money and energy is being put into convincing everyone to love AI and still the general consensus is like "meh"

TIL that the Catholic Church has never formally apologized for its ruthless torture, persecution, and murder of Mennonites in the sixteenth century, but the Mennonite Church has formally apologized to them for being mad about it

TRAINS! JUST BUILD TRAINS! FOR FUCKS SAKE A TRAIN

imagine being the Democratic party, in this day and age, and being more unpopular than AI and ICE. you almost have to try to be this unlikeable and uninspiring.

Dude has to have absolutely loved prison

Zach Woods needs to do a parody of this dork

God the absolute cynicism that Presidency did to me. Dude governed like center of Reagan, and the right treated him like the Anti-Christ enough they served up Trump out of it

Don’t forget the bailouts!

Getting shot in the back of the head and giving Naked Snake the Ole’ Razzle Dazzle in death

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024