Living embodiment of the 🤪 emoji. (Also a voice actor sometimes.)
Conventions: Sam (https://cesd-conventions.com/)
NoAI
Theater critic for The New Yorker, Approval Matrix Creatrix
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
eisner award winning cartoonist 💬 Nancy, PeePeePooPoo, Adventure Time, Etc
Editor-In-Chief of @mothership.blog, podcast co-host of Triple Click and The Mutant Ages. formerly: Polygon, Kotaku, The Mary Sue, The Boston Phoenix. bonus side hustle: writing electro-pop music. she/her.
Vandalism: Beautiful As A Rock In A Cop's Face
🏴 🏴
"If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different colour or women, please do this one favour for us—leave us the fuck alone!"
🏴 🏴
Save baseball, Save the world
Constantly disappointing myself.
Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin internet stuff, move it along (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
dissin' your fly girl
yoinkin' your memes
(not the guy from twitter)
Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
I am the Comics Curmudgeon, among several other things.
One of the posters of all time.
https://www.todayontrail.com
https://www.todayintabs.com
The judge said I have a “classy miss” demeanor <3
🇵🇸
Stand-up comic, pop culture enthusiast, potato, in that particular order.
cfo of antifa
satan wanna put me in a bow tie | pray that the holy water don't go dry
he/him
🐘 kronethjort@cathode.church
No war but class war! Trans Rights are Human Rights! Free Palestine! Fuck AI, Fuck ICE, ACAB,
A person, sort of. He / him.
The man you know and love from other websites just like this one is now on this one. Stand-Up Comic, TV Writer, and Podcast Host. Just like everyone else.
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 1 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
Horse expert. Host & Co-Owner of Gamefully Unemployed.
Head writer for Some More News.
Former editor for Cracked.com
policy reporter @ the verge ✨other work elsewhere ✨ writing a book about ecofascism
e.g. Artist, dog-lover and avid reader
Writer. Only work gets done here. Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen. Beneath the gold, the bitter steel. Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. I will not betray my soul. Fix your hearts or die. Tiocfaidh ár lá
nerd, unionist, heist enthusiast
http://www.annakornbluh.com
never had the makings of a varsity athlete :/
Main site at https://prokopetz.net
co-host of @whatsallthispod.bsky.social
whatsallthisthenpod.com
twitch.tv/libtron
libbycwatson.com for writing commissions
I’m Luke
twitch.tv/thelukeman
DM’s only. Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦😼 PS I’m kidding 🤷🏾♂️
Cartoonist. Creator of the comic Something*Positive (http://www.somethingpositive.net) and Sunday Art of "Popeye" (https://comicskingdom.com/popeye). And a dad.
Opinions are my own.
He/him.
I used to do stand up but now I sit down and write shit. My book "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" is now available on Amazon.
https://linktr.ee/mistershushy
I could be *Your* Video Game Reporter
Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry
📧: aparrish0821@gmail.com
Signal: @adashtra.87
Discord: @adashtra
📍Northeast Ohio
🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠
She/her
she/her, views my own
Join the tax fight at Families Over Billionaires: familiesoverbillionaires.org
Comedy writer: Onion, McSweeneys, others.
Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
“Lesbian consultant.” “Your favorite poster’s favorite poster.” “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Union girlie powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
star of snl / grimlin 3: dawn of desmond / shrek 5 / rightful owner of muppet ip / singer as well
i’m originally from queens so i swear a lot.
hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
not a troll
Proud Ubuntu user and ex-free range child. Current gifted adult.
he/him
Socialism Now!
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. Presumed Groundhog. My opinions are your own.
This account is dedicated to our brave Mujahideen fighters in South Jersey. Haram Baha'i. Well meaning idiot. Cartoon fan. Blu-ray/DVD Collector. Watch fancier. Posadist. Merciless Martian Dictator. Inshallah.
Sealab.neocities.org
Human scum with a heart of gold 🫶
Anarchist or Antichrist? 🤷♀️🤷 your call
Will joke for food 🍖
I like video games and politics. Communist. Chaotic good.
@breakify on Upscrolled
@breakify@mastodon.social
wassup
@gooffkings.bsky.social
@blockedparty.bsky.social
@ihatethisteam.bsky.social
twitch.tv/gooffkings
patreon.com/blockedparty
Vids: https://www.instagram.com/jordanuhl_/
@itgetsworse.net
📍: los angeles
Rolling Stone/Senior Writer
Days of speed and slowtime Mondays
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat with damp on the walls
Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn't Dead, Unlicensed, also several books. #1 AI hater.
All you fascists bound to lose
Brothers, Sisters, we don't need this fascist groove thang. Foppery and Whim Y'all. Loves Mecha anime, international football, and psychedelic music. #Gizz head. Anti-Netanyahu, Pro #NAFO. He/Him. Ann Arbor, Michigan USA. **ABOLISH ICE AND DHS**.
I am the man with no name,
Zapp Brannigan at your service.
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
~~✨It’s gonna get way worse✨~~
once and future idiot king
the strongest boy that ever lived
Evangelical Christianity is a disease
They/Them for strangers, any/all for comrades
Agender/gray ace
Minors DNI
Veterans/cops/landlords/AI users DNI
Zionists DNI
Anarcho-tankie
Schizo Affective
Free 🇵🇸
Kindness to the innocent, revenge against the wicked
writer: Nightscript, @DimShores.bsky.social @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev, film crit. @ patreon.com/ascannerburkely | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.
host of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff. Co-owner of Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness. Latest book is The Immortal Choir Holds Every Voice. she/they
I write stories about conflict and borders and the people they impact. Just published a book about anarchists at war in Spain, Kurdistan, and Myanmar, previously wrote one about the anti fascist Olympics.Para todos,todo✌️
https://www.patreon.com/Jamesstout
Totally Not El Dude in a fake Zapata-esque mustache.
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.
remember me? We met on Twitter and would get together every Tuesday afternoon at the Motel 6 outside Fresno.
Just here to shit talk (and chemistry and math). Gay. Influencer for Communism. Inquire about cyberbullying services. Degree in Evidence Disposal.
24, She/They, autistic, commie Marxist, trans ally🏳️⚧️, Free Palestine🇵🇸, Abolish ICE
18+ MDNI
We're BACK! Bluesky's premier Tabloid and news source for crashouts, shitposters, and completely unfounded gossip!
All my posts are about you and they’re serious
https://www.youtube.com/@pbeanis music
Famous Star of Nickelodeon Rugrats
link me to men being pests! i need to talk with them
Politics are stupid but LGBTQ people rule, BLM, and liberate palestine! commies/anarchists make me damp. AI sucks.
PFP by @emmaline.spills.wine
Ages 4-17 DNI!!!
Dad to Bluesky’s favorite dog, Frankie girl. Married to @probablyinbed who is infinitely more awesome than I am. Unrepentant leftist. Special Ed teacher.
The architects of our doom around their tables sit
And in their thrones of power, condemn those they've cast adrift
Echoes down the city street, their harpy's laughter rings
Waiting for the curtain call, oblivious in the wings
a whip smart saucy sex romp
low effort, no talent reply guy
i write at @theverge.com. Portland, OR.
An artist and cool guy. Currently drawing every Simpsons character ever and making comics.
Patreon.com/davidbcooper
Davidbcooper.com
davidbcooper.bigcartel.com
Modern-day folk hero. For a good time, call willsloan.ca
Jewish Autist, ttrpg amateur enthusiast, retro jrpg nerd, politically enraged
luring discover feed dollies to a life of vice
https://linktr.ee/bixlee
Not actually Karl Marx, who is 207 years old and also dead
Leftism is humanism
He/him
Cat mom from Florida, loves video games, cooking, crocheting, yoga, and animals.
☭ and antizionist ✡︎
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
Fighting every day to deliver a city that working New Yorkers can actually afford. Mayor of New York City.
co-founder of various organizations: Interrupting Criminalization; Survived & Punished; Sojourners for Justice Press; For the People Leftist Library Project, NYC PLAN, etc...
Science Educator
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are present
Doyenne of Awkwardness
I have one faulty brain and three stomachs
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
*Please use alt text on images
Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die
Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual.
They/them
chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com
podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors/Be Gay Solve Crimes available wherever podcasts are sold
Non-practicing games journo, now in games PR. 3MA panelist at large and volunteer tall ship sailor.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight
📍The spacious Philadelphia suburb of Delaware
👾 www.twitch.tv/eenbou
ianboudreau.com
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