Goetic Justice (aka Fu aka Grain of Salt)

gives you a single beautiful strawberry

tbh i think the hypotherapy thing is a bit silly, but as skeletons in politicians' closets go it's one of the most minor things to have ever become a news story. your preferred leader is currently helping the US start world war 3, worry about that.

who could have predicted starmer would govern as a tactless right wing oaf.

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

I'm the groke

Well I guess we can look forward to hearing "wasn't there, like, a study they proved HRT was wrong, or something" every now and then for the next twenty years

By the way, if someone is serving for the United States military, it is a bit old fashioned to say "thank you for your service", perhaps try instead: "you are a traitor to the human race."

1. Are you currently using an AI tool for work-related tasks or projects? * Yes * No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO QUESTION 7)

My employer asks me to complete a survey on AI usage for which this is the first question (required):

I've read many very old, very chad books, and they all agreed that human groups have a leader who is the only one who matters

Idk I think it's fine to rip off pokemon. Like, who cares.

when I meet the spirit of CS Lewis, I rebuke him by saying "CS.......... GO"

"Can I write a column about how I was a rich teenager?"
"Yeah sure whatever"

Hannah Spencer: Green MP gets police escort from violent demo The Green Party MP was put into a waiting police car after a demonstration turned violent in Manchester.

The BBC goes to some length here to avoid stating that Spencer was harassed. We are told that the protest 'turned violent'.
No culprit is indicated beside in the Green's spokesperson's statement and no mention of Spencer being targeted is made.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen

Mate they swept Jo Cox under a rug as quickly as possible, they don’t give a fuck.

A brown bunny hides its head behind a blue package with a tiger image on it.

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

picture of a cat going ":D" with the caption "it's sundaaaay" in allcaps.

All of this is just profoundly evil.

the helpful triangle

Drawing of a puppy standing at the top of a big hill with the caption; "Take a look behind you, look how far you've come!"

Big hill

"beloved steplad" means something else in the UK

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

"humble bundle featuring a harry potter game supporting the ESA" is like... wow! I can get a side of FLAMING garbage with my garbage? I can fund a "charity" that actively advocates AGAINST game preservation _and_ jkr at the same time? wow! not in a million fucking years

I like the wasp society bit

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