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New Yorker living in the wildlands beyond Jersey. Work @ Microsoft but words are mine.

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Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

Your Еок JND 0.0044 Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

A day late, but I did the thing

11.03.2026 01:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 20:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 👍 14345 🔁 4298 💬 31 📌 43
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08.03.2026 05:32 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chk!

07.03.2026 01:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 00:40 👍 357 🔁 105 💬 3 📌 4

Rule number one of being incredibly lazy at work is that if you find a way to automate your tasks you never say that in a place your boss can see or hear which is why, even by their own terms, people that won't shut up about LLM coding are dumb as rocks. "Yeah, that was all me man" is what you say.

05.03.2026 04:25 👍 1273 🔁 189 💬 16 📌 15

Are we just pretending the “Add/Remove Features” dialog hasn’t existed for decades now?

04.03.2026 03:37 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m gonna need more than some random dude’s say so on this one.

03.03.2026 06:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Random PvP has dropped off a cliff which was the worst part, regular new content without a needed subscription, so hard to beat if you’re a Fallout fan these days.

02.03.2026 00:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Every time I start a new game or go back to an old one, it’s like I make an offering to the ol’ #ADHD hyperfocus demon and wait for approval.

Well, I’ve offered up #Fallout76 again, and the answer seems clear.

02.03.2026 00:12 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

28.02.2026 07:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I fully expected a satanic panic response tbqh

21.02.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Looks like more snow back in The City—as much as there’s a lot that’s a PITA about snow like this, I still really miss actual winter. Seattle has “We don’t need winter, we have winter at home” energy.

21.02.2026 19:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The boring weather city continues to get even more so

20.02.2026 07:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna wait until Saturday, around 6pm. Trust you won’t be busy!

12.02.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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12.02.2026 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A large fluffy white dog is lying on a colorful rug in front of a large television screen showing a brightly bedecked skier in full tuck skiing downhill with a gun on her back

A large fluffy white dog is lying on a colorful rug in front of a large television screen showing a brightly bedecked skier in full tuck skiing downhill with a gun on her back

We’re watching the Olympic sport they made for arctic special forces and Zuri is very invested

12.02.2026 02:56 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

phpBB, this is your moment

11.02.2026 04:21 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should just be throwing hail mary passes over and over—the last two minutes brought to you by Draft Kings.

09.02.2026 03:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NEQB getting the combination sack/fumble for a TD is just the cherry on top.

09.02.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When everyone is too busy eating and watching the tv

09.02.2026 02:52 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough, doing it AND the test makes the most sense.

09.02.2026 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A blood test is in NO way a replacement for a proper exam for prostate cancer if you’re 45+. Just do the damn test.

09.02.2026 01:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Jon Bon Jovi has now officially been excommunicated from New Jersey introducing the Patriots like that. #SuperbowlLX

08.02.2026 23:19 👍 82 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 1
YOU ROOT FOR THE SEAHAWKS.
I ROOT AGAINST THE PATRIOTS.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

YOU ROOT FOR THE SEAHAWKS. I ROOT AGAINST THE PATRIOTS. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

08.02.2026 23:24 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

"For the love of Bananarama..."

08.02.2026 22:25 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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08.02.2026 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of these days I gotta bite the bullet and start making holes in the walls

07.02.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0