Jason Kirk

Gr8ball83 tagged me in a post about “Excel Church”

Jeepinben tagged me in a post about “the foremost expert” on retro Pizza Hut

Today, the brand is strong

Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

I love Econ-positng. Dan Habsmith of Guttermeyer Associates posts the most confusing chart you've ever seen and says "Quite surprising VARG numbers, SPLG index showing movement" and you get the context by one of his mutuals quoting it with "Buy a fucking gun and head for the hills. Right now."

Am I worried about the draft? No, Atlanta already traded away its pick. But folks

Not wrong tbh

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

they sell all kinds of flavors of cheetos in hell. sage derby with little green veins in the cheeto, south carolina bbq, coffee cheesecake, fried egg and porcini. thats the main reason to go to hell in the first place honestly

CFB 26: “Coach L. Ron Hubbard’s fiery postgame speech goes viral after his Aggies knock off Auburn in the quarterfinals”

I’ll bet it did!

First of all, happy international women’s day to you all

Everyone is very angry at Timothee Chalamet over on Threads, because he was mean about opera and ballet, and I feel like that’s the sort of scandal we were meant to be having in the President Kamala timeline

Many a class I skipped in that building

Did Banana write this

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Covering college sports reform has radicalized me a little bit, in that I’ve now gotten to talk to a lot of lawmakers and their staff and have come away thinking “oh my god they don’t know this issue actually works. What’s happening when they work on actually important stuff?? “

Seize the means of more candy

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

Cooked us

Still amazing how often the Google AI thing that now pops up as The Most Definitive Answer to millions of questions is based on literally just one Reddit commenter

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I’m reading a “Hell is a World Without You” rn about growing up in that during the early 2000s and it’s wild what they put y’all thru

In this case, I'm making a small joke about a plural noun and a feminine noun. Though there are plenty of other Hebrew Bible references describing God as feminine

In Hebrew, God is a they and a she within just the first two verses of Genesis 1. This is just reading the document

Justin Fields please go play baseball brother. You've endured too much already

Like all right-thinking people I do not listen to this podcast. Unless the Transfer Wizard is there

Ever read a sentence that feels like you're having a stroke

College sports’ best current DI dynasties, plus Rueben Bain’s short arms Until Saturday is The Athletic's free college football newsletter.

Writing a newsletter with these words in it is a great way to get a lot of people to email you about Kenyon College swimming and Middlebury field hockey. In case you ever need that to happen

Interesting. Fencing definitely felt like the lowest information of all D1 sports

We played a CFB 26 game so legendary, a former NFL and current FBS head coach is talking about it

I wasn't offended until the last part