Todd Eschlund

I have every one of these, and I highly recommend them to anyone who doesn’t.

*make a man. Stupid Autocorrect, always being a pain in the ask. I’m so tired of its shirt.

Let’s making a man who soups. A souperman, if you will.

Tell him you’ve hidden a senzu bean in the salad.

That’s the CEO of Palantir; he has no soul.

Why would someone get my post from my postbox and hide it here, though?

The monster hunter orders an energy drink. The noble asks for something with an ephemeral flavor. The shadow just wants something of substance.

He might; he’s managed to earn some of them back already.

Yeah, I don’t imagine many planets look like that one. How it came to look like that is a mystery…

That time the Doctor met an another time traveling doctor named Emmet Brown.

Bomb (like om in mom)
Comb (like ome in home)
Tomb (like oom in boom)

English is weird.

English is three languages in a trench coat running around abducting words from other languages to use for its own purposes.

Bomb (like om in mom)
Comb (like ome in home)
Tomb (like oom in boom)

Language is weird.

There’s a Monk named Zerith (not to be confused with his brothers, Zeřith and Zérìth) who made a deal with a Fey Lord for extraordinary martial prowess. As part of the deal, Zerith gave up most of his memories. If he serves the Fey Lord well enough, he may earn his memories back.

Well, that explains what happened to The Hair.

Add a letter, ruin a song.

Bald

What is a meatball if not a beef nugget?

If there were technical issues involved, the airline might find it cheaper to get grounded by the FAA than having to pay compensation to customers.

Basically “Sorry folks, FAA says we can’t fly. Take it up with them.” 🤷‍♂️

I was hoping Bryan Cranston would be playing Mario in this adaptation.

I can’t have a Millennium Falcon?

Fine, I guess I’ll have to make do with a Century Eagle or a Decade Hawk.

Look at this cube.

Science was used to get most vegetables off the cob, to “make them more accessible”. No one stopped to think about what would be lost until it was too late.

Susan Ivanova in Babylon 5: No boom today (DVD quality, good audio) YouTube video by I can't believe I'm back on Mars

No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

youtu.be/-pzKg7IxhNA?...

So, Earth?

The Galaxy Note 47 uses a sarium krellide battery; the Acquisition 47 made by the Ferengi is the one with antimatter explosion problems. The maximum radius of the explosion is determined by the amount of gold-pressed latinum you spend at the time of purchase.

I’ve beat bosses once or twice
Livin’ in a gamer’s paradise.

There’s a holo adventure series titled “Indiana Jones” that involves punching nazis.

Spies come in a wide variety in my setting; Mata Hari types that rely on seduction; Jim Phelps types that use teams to infiltrate, deceive, and disrupt; James Bond types that tend to be wrecking balls; MacGuyver types who can improvise a way into and out of anything; and many other types besides.

Next stop: Womanhattan.

Well, some people stand in the darkness.