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I remember this ad in Gamepro.

Universal speedrunning experience

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’

I do love the slow fist hour of AD No MSS because it discourages resetting, but my pb's gotten pretty schnice and I'm ready to make a new one, and keep getting that time lower.

Eventually I'll probably start doing un-modded MSS, too. It's not really that hard, just boring to practice.

Oh boy I can't wait to return to Wind Waker HD speedrunning!

We made a new leaderboard for using a mod to partially automate Manual SuperSwim so I'm gonna start running All Dungeons w/ MSS so we can have new splits but still be in the best category! It's gonna remove the first hour being slow

Bro shit is so- owh

my first 36 and world record for kirby nightmare in dream land any% :)

if u tweak over being @'d on discord u need to get laid

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Fun fact:

Get one of those "Everything will be okay" mugs and put apple juice in it

a bunch of hamburgers are sitting on a yellow cutting board ALT: a bunch of hamburgers are sitting on a yellow cutting board

Youtubers if they didn't have trans women editing for them

They should make a TV show that's just more of Better Call Saul. Only it's not more seasons of Better Call Saul because the story was the correct length, and it's not rewatching Better Call Saul because it's new content, and it's not a spinoff, but it's still somehow more of Better Call Saul. Yknow?

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

customer service is cooking my brain

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

Could be great with a bit more cooking, but it's not there yet

Two choices from a list of language options. They have a UK flag and a USA flag, but are titled "English (Traditional)" and "English (Simplified)"

Testing discord alternatives and the language options on Stoat cracked me up

Pokemon Pinball Advanced my beloved

It puts a smile on my face to think about somebody looking up the katam 4p world record only to see 3 of us calling you "boss" in shitty mob accents

You're a major style icon in my life

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a sunfish in a dress is in front of a bedroom mirror on a dresses. She says to another sunfish out of frame, “please don’t tell me you forgot our date night.” Panel 2: the other sunfish stares at her blankly with a gigantic chunk missing from its head.

no. how am I supposed to function wearing gloves? of course it will keep my hands warm and stop me from biting my nails but how I will use the touch screen on my dsi? and don't say the stylus because I lost that a long time ago

I've never gotten a notif for that

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

This one goes hard

Disgusting?

+R Jam is the best character in any fighting game ever she's so perfect they made her buttons to fit my hands they knew I was coming she's got just the right tools that flow with just the right rhythm she's aggressive she's fast she's dumb she's highly effective she's not very difficult