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Why aren’t there any disco songs about the morning? πŸͺ© she/her

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When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

11.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

11.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway

β€˜Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway

β€˜Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/

11.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 2588 πŸ” 430 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 36

Add a letter, ruin a song:

All I Do Is Wink

11.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My 7yo rough-and-tumble male athlete loves nail polish and got some for his birthday from a friend last year. He often asks me to do his nails… and then runs back outside into the mud. Kids should contain multitudes.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me want to go to this restaurant immediately. The taqueria should post this lawsuit in the window, I guarantee it would bring in business.

10.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oo I’ll be by for breakfast and stay all day!

09.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a chuck e cheese mascot is standing next to a boy and says childhood ftw !!! Alt: Steve from Blue's Clues dances with Chuck E. Cheese behind the caption "Childhood FTW!!!"

Me to 8yo: "What do you think of Mojtaba Khamenei?"

8yo: "What?"

Me: "He's the new Ayatollah of Iran."

8yo (laughing): "I don't know any of those words!"

08.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okey dokey

08.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read the posts in this thread, if that’s what you mean. It’s 7 am on a Sunday morning and my kids made pancakes. I’m not going through your post history to get into a poverty competition. If you think all of Hawai’i is Maui resorts, ok.

08.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI see you talking about a thing but what about this completely different unrelated thing?”

08.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s never zero, but I agree it’s low and I hope it stays that way.

08.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hawaiians? Are you kidding? Hawaiians can barely afford to live here with multiple jobs and side hustles, much less outbid the mainland for resources. Shit will be hard in Kiribati too but there’s no serious way to call Hawaiians β€œextremely rich.”

08.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s awesome. I’m for it. The guy who was working on infrastructure got pushed out of office and replaced with a guy who thinks affordability is a made-up word and sustainability is for pussies.

08.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not saying there will be. I’m saying that it’s a possibility if supply chains are sufficiently disrupted.

08.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hawai’i imports more than 80% of our food and there are restrictive laws regulating what we can import and from where. This could mean mass starvation here.

08.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I finally started Heated Rivalry and okay yeah I get it let’s do this. πŸ₯΅

08.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s nice for you.

08.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Explaining β€œgay” to my kids was one of the easiest conversations I’ve ever had with them. Explaining bigotry was much more difficult… but I still did it because explaining shit is 90% of parenting.

08.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I drive an EV too but we won’t be immune just because we aren’t buying gas. Everything we consume is affected by the cost of oil, including food, electricity, medicines, and other necessities. Just because we aren’t pumping gas doesn’t mean we can shrug this off.

08.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Having a really shit week and worn out from holding it together, and a friend dropped by with my fav iced passionfruit tea and a hug, and it was just the energy boost I needed to get through the rest of this day. πŸ₯°

08.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get it.

08.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Superheros brainwash our children out of the idea of collective action and mythologize powerful man thank you for coming to my TED talk

07.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

I can respect Eddie Vedder as a musician while maintaining that his music is like fingernails on a chalkboard for me. Or rather, his music is ok but his voice grates. I can dig his whole general overall thing but I hate his music. Everyone else thinks he’s glorious so, y’know, okay then.

07.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A doormat that says β€œfuck off” in fancy script

A doormat that says β€œfuck off” in fancy script

You need this mat.

07.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It goes back further; the ancient Sumerians had street food for purchase. Pretty much as soon as currency existed, somebody realized that the people who like cooking can charge the people who don’t.

07.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl in a white dress with the words por que no los dos Alt: a little girl in a white dress with the words por que no los dos?
06.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When people, especially men, tell me they hate cats… that tells me everything I need to know about them.

06.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! I taught myself to read at 2, from the newspaper, bc my family sat around talking about the news and I felt left out. I also have memories I can clearly describe of places I haven’t been to since I was 18-24 months old. I’m still unfortunately obsessed with the news.

05.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0