Kendra

Yes, GI Robot, he is a Nazi

According to comments, $114 is the magic number, so if it drops another $116.58, this just could might go into a spiral and be over with 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Can confirm. Where I always fucked up was by focusing on providing the service rather than making small talk.
People don’t value the quality of your service unless it’s tied to social correctness.
Not being sarcastic. It’s just reality & IYKYK

I was awake and followed. I just can’t really remember. 🤷🏻‍♀️

There are no character limits in iMessage so why does he still text like he’s on a 2006 burner phone?

So I did WATCH the 3rd episode of Severance but I HAVE already forgotten the entire thing.

See a few years ago I had a non-medical procedure, not involving a fancy chip, that causes non-spatial specific memory loss—it was a B12 deficiency.

And now I can’t remember the show I watched yesterday
🫠🫠🫠

Ten shows I reference a lot:
1. King of the Hill
2. Bob’s Burgers
3. Burning Love
4. The Critic
5. IT Crowd
6. Kids in the Hall
7. Xena
8. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
9. Key & Peele
10. What We Do in the Shadows

In whatever order I remembered them.

Glad to see Toni Storm’s torn Labia healed up fine 👍🏻

New town, new social
1 cat: ready to go
Other cat: tormented us with feral yowls unless I held her in my lap the 7-hour drive
#orlando #florida

I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.