Downtown Hali is hoppin'. Give em heck.
Downtown Hali is hoppin'. Give em heck.
Fake spring is better than real winter
I'm down with the fatigue for some reason (oooh-WAH-AH-AH-AH)
Get outta here flu germs. I feel you sneaking up on me 😤
We're all just red shirts in god's enterprise
You can just put soup in a travel mug. Nobody will know.
Lousy Smarch weather
Love this for him!
"You guys banged on too long about child welfare" legislation
a heck of my own making
PICKLE FOR GOLD!!!
Much like Murderbot would like to stay home and watch Sanctuary Moon, I would like to stay home and watch Murderbot
That's exactly the kind I was thinking of too 😂
I just want to cram a whole cake in my face why is that bad for me
We'll see if I'm at the age where I just fell or Had A Fall.
Parking lots are still quite icy. Be careful. Sincerely, someone who just ate it at the Zatzman.
Andy Gilmore
a raccoon
paying $13,000 for a speech about austerity that nobody can remember
vs.
showing up for free, saying services are good, ending on “tax me daddy”
Andy: Spend spend as long as it is for meeeee
the public: dirty looks
Tim: I got you - fuck you nature
the public: the fuck
It's so much easier to use, too. Especially in situations where you're trying not to panic (and possibly failing lol) and have to administer it. My big hope is a generic model becomes available :3
Why did all of my nightmares involve the farmers market?
Brutal
Big day for tow trucks
If you parked a red pick-up in the Dal Queen parking lot your ass is being towed.