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US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since ​the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high f...

Whoa. This is big. "The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high for now." www.reuters.com/world/middle...

I've had dad joke game since a talent show in 6th grade.

I did not win the talent show.

He was a strong advocate for bicycle safety. He protested cars in bike lanes by smashing the windows of cars.

But it wasn't until he encountered a semi parked in a bike lane delivering autos to a Honda dealership that he really struck Accord.

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I still think you can swing it.

We don't drum you out for that.

He was a strong advocate for bicycle safety. He protested cars in bike lanes by smashing the windows of cars.

But it wasn't until he encountered a semi parked in a bike lane delivering autos to a Honda dealership that he really struck Accord.

Rare to see a judge who so often declared a tie.

Because they were not great in their pleatings.

And eventually get ironed out

He would never call for order, just telling lawyers to zip it instead.

He understood the stitchuation.

First Amendment rights to assemble and express political messages remain under threat in #SantaFe #NewMexico. I explain here.⬇️ heidi-says.ghost.io/political-sp... #NoKings

Some of you are going to point out a Centaur has the torso of a human, and thus you'll be un-amuled by my joke.

The Centaur knew something was wrong. But it wasn't until he found out his father was a donkey and his mother was a horse that he started to understand why everything he did was half-assed.

You should see my threads account.

It was a difficult transition from professional tailor to district court judge. Everyone felt his rulings were fair, that he knew the law, but were put off when decisions were "Sew ordered."

How do you reassure your chair when it is feeling very sad?

Tune in tomorrow for "AI for Scholarship?" with @mbkplus.bsky.social.

Amazon convenes 'deep dive' internal meeting to address outages Amazon's top retail technology convened a "deep dive" meeting on Tuesday to discuss a string of recent site outages.

All the AIs blamed each other.

#satire

www.cnbc.com/2026/03/10/a...

If you read none of them., you absorb nothing.
It's not a replacement -- but it can be an augment.

If one has the time and resources, why WOULDN'T you read as many as you can?

At my job, I have 1/2 the time to do 2x as much. I hate not being able to read all the papers anymore.

Today’s horror. On top of several others.

He deleted the post on X. It lives on rent-free in my head.

I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

#Satire

I'll just leave this here.

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Right? Now--instant access to Big Macs!

I'll just leave this here.

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I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

#Satire

Doug Rendleman has passed away.

Professor Doug Rendleman has passed away.

A sad day at @wlulaw.bsky.social. Doug Rendleman was one of a kind—a rigorous and prolific scholar, a dedicated teacher and mentor to his students, and an influential figure in the world of remedies. My sympathies and condolences to Carol, Doug’s spouse of 65 years, and the entire Rendleman family.

Breaking: DOJ settles Ticketmaster/Livenation for 12 free tickets to any Trump Kennedy Center performance.

#Satire