Joel Klebanoff 🇨🇦

Oh my god. They couldn’t possibly withstand that!

If Iran continues laying mines, Trump will tell them again. That’ll teach them.

Is that a Trumpian few weeks, wherein just two weeks, let alone a few weeks, means eternity?

Yup. Completely. Totally. Batshit crazy.

I don’t think “basically” means what Trump thinks it means. Or he’s lying. Or both. Probably both.

Trump’s boots must be drowning slobber from all of the bootlickers he already has in the GOP.

The U.S. is a country where the military kills people because they think it’s fun. Lovely.

(Disclosure: I’m Canadian.)

I hope they’re okay. They were probably overwhelmed by Trump’s bs.

IRAN WAR HAS COST THE U.S. MORE THAN $11 BILLION IN ITS FIRST WEEK, ACCORDING TO THE PENTAGON, AS REPORTED BY THE NEW YORK TIMES.

Trump got that right. The U.S. can’t assume it’s going to have competent presidents. As proof of that point, it doesn’t have one now.

Obliteration ain’t what it used to be.

Trump continues to be a moron. And he’s president of the United States. That’s not a great combination.

Don't worry, the President's worst impulses on war are being checked by his advisors who are afraid to tell him that the shoes he gave them are the wrong size

You may be the least self-aware idiot in the world if you are gloating about someone being in the Epstein Files when you are in those same files *thousands* of times more often.

EVERCORE: “.. the Navy reportedly has been turning down requests for escorts thus far.

“.. If Iranian missiles remain operational, the geography of the Strait would significantly constrain U.S. Navy vessels’ reaction time to deploy countermeasures, making an escort operation extremely high risk.”

Trump said this week that Iran was 2 weeks away from having a nuclear bomb. This is what he said in July.

Since when has Trump been unable to arrange for escorts

Trump promised these Navy escorts "if needed." He promised this ... yesterday. youtu.be/ed2xOwmHZl0?...

This has been another exciting episode of Trump Says Stuff.

📌I don't believe we meant to hit that girls elementary school in Iran with a tomahawk missile.
I do believe that when we did, Hegseth and Trump decided to lie about it, somehow making this absolute atrocity even worse, and Americans less safe.

As always.

Iran doesn’t have to remove any mines because no one is supposed to to do what Trump says unless he adds “thank you for your attention to this matter.” Those are the rules. I don’t make them up.

Iran doesn’t have to remove any mines because no one is supposed to to do what Trump says unless he adds “thank you for your attention to this matter.” Those are the rules. I don’t make them up.

It was a lie, not an opinion. A blatant and obvious lie. Something he knew was a lie. And not just another one of the hundreds of lies he tells every day - a lie about the killing of at least 175 people, mostly girls who were attending school. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

"President Trump is generally successful in getting these settled"

Um, like Iran? Like Gaza, with a peace deal that lasted about a day? Like he was going to end the Russia invasion of Ukraine in one day?

I've plotted the trend line of the Trump administration's evaluation of Iran's nuclear capabilities (eradicated → almost destroyed). According to that trend line, Iran will be the world's largest nuclear power by 2030.

Except, you know, avoiding armed conflict.

Hey, Lindsey, I don’t think the people who died in “Epic Fury” are listening to you. They’re too busy being dead.

Greening cities doesn’t just make them pleasant, it literally saves lives

Is that part of Trump’s America First agenda?

That’s two weeks like United States had a new health plan in two weeks in Trump’s first term.