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*Walking out of a therapist's office, battered, bleeding, missing teeth.*

"You should see the other guy. This one'll kick your ass."

Macho men hate therapy cuz they gotta wrestle with themselves and their hands are registered as lethal weapons.

They're really beating themselves up in there.

Getting a kung fu grip on themselves.

"MmHmm, oh yea. There's limitless enemies in the octagon of the world, but the one most likely to take the belt of your inner peace lives deep in your heart.

No fist can cage the beast, only the power of the mind. Yuh. Uh huh."

- wrestle therapist.

QRB with staggering implications~

Sorry guys no new art today, time to wheel the cart out

Daily #1978 - Eepy & drooly

Grace and Leon from Resident Evil Requiem

Statue Of Tenna
#deltarune #tenna

TotK Midna

She got a spear cause it gives her a buff against tall people

A blueprint esque grid layout with semi realistic drawings of a gun machete hybrid on it. The gun has a crank dynamo on it, you can remove the barrel, which is filled with stacked bullets and propellant like the metal storm system. upon pulling the trigger the gun would fire all bullets in the barrel in sequence. once the barrel has been emptied you can swap it out for a new one. It is a crude but rugged design.

commission for @thatcoffeeperson.bsky.social
thank you thank you

#art #commission #fantasy (sure)

Great short thread. I’ll add that lots of the highest profile tech journalists relentlessly glazed Musk to the point of embarrassment. He was always a shameless liar, but there was no curiosity or followup on his self aggrandizing stories. Mainstream culture followed accordingly (Marvel, Star Trek)

custom H0rus pegasus "Novel Approach" (thanks again to @theotimegm.bsky.social)

Straight up bouncing on it. And by "it", I mean... hehe... trampoline

色分け途中まで　寝るわよー！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Soap dispenser that says Gojo

Isn’t that the guy who wins?

POV: First date with a nun (It's her first date ever so be nice!!!) 🤍

YOU WAKE ONE, YOU WAKE THEM ALL

I think they should listen to those dark thoughts they have late at night

How I charge my iPad

shoulders of doom: online
#marchofrobots

Watching these guys learn basic geopolitics in real time is incredible. Ah so that's why you need allies. I see

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do you think they were confused and they thought he was asking for a far too radical change to the way the game is played

The huge inclined elevator from Akira. A giant platform that moves diagonally down tracks in a giant research facility

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

are ttrpgs good or bad? what is a ttrpg???? i dunno just keep making them

hey uh, out of respect for me

please do not commiss$ion me and use my dms as an access to be friends with or attempt to be friends/overly familiar with me because I will either decline your commission and or will end up blocking you.

I'm not fond of that behavior.