AlexSolak

Ideally, constantly. It's how I maintain my youthful exuberance while being so ancient.

Iran says it will not participate in FIFA World Cup because of U.S. military attack | CBC Sports Iran cannot participate in the 2026 World Cup after co-host the United States launched ‌airstrikes against the country alongside Israel, killing its leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, sports minister Ahma...

I'm not surprised but, still pretty awkward.
www.cbc.ca/sports/socce...

Explained to my kid AT LENGTH this morning how schools don't close early anymore because it's mayhem for the parents to drop everything and pick them up.

AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT

I went down a rabbit hole

Must be a spin-off of

I was curious so I looked up the last census
NB average age: 44.7
Canada average age: 41.9

The number of people
55-65 (leaving the workforce) vs
15-25 (entering the workforce)
is like 3:2.

I'm currently listening to CBC radio as they discuss cancer in cats, and am part of the population of this province.
I'm old.

Honestly no because I was 2.
I know the population of NB is old, as is the audience of CBC, but y'all gotta accept that most people don't know who this is.

*Laughs in swim team*

Nah. The Pitt exists and it's already wrecking me.

The "just make sure you come back" scene
Just give them the awards now.

Ok but The Pitt.

'Categorically false'; Foxborough officials say no World Cup deal reached With a key deadline fast approaching, the dispute between the Town of Foxborough and World Cup organizers is becoming even more contentious.

I kind of love that a single Massachusetts town is threatening to fuck up the World Cup

Anyone else get super embarrassed by hospitals having to run fundraisers?

I can't even get my office to yyyy-mm-dd

Abolish standardized time.

Are you telling me the countries that have to heat their houses in winter so they don't die, use more energy than countries that don't?

I like the ones that are by 3 minutes.

Another 9 in the last 4 hours.

At least six dead after tornadoes sweep across Michigan and Oklahoma, officials say Four people were killed in Michigan and two died in Oklahoma, officials say, as severe storms swept across parts of the US.

In March?
In Michigan?
That's weird.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

It's bigger now
www.gnb.ca/en/topic/law...

Sitting at the pub and the silent TV scrolling headlines are exactly the headlines you'd see in the background of the early scenes of a post apocalyptic movie.

Again.

EXCLUSIVELY rum. But I can do a triangle trade between the maritimes.

Do you have any idea how much I'd love to have a business card that says 'rumrunner'?

Like. Can I get an importer license or something? Could this be a job?

Ok but seriously, what will it take to get NB Liquor to carry NS rums?
Or even like, special orders for my locals. (I'm out of Ironworks)

The model they trained to pretend to be the current population has anxiety?

Weird.

Weird, man.

Animation of a Minotaur.

You know, the first person who heard a parrot talk probably s*** their pants.