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(4/4) The child wakes up screaming in utter terror, begging for broccoli. As the parents calm the child from the “nightmare,” the Green Giant is seen smiling menacingly outside the window.

(3/4) The parents continue to beg their child to eat their veggies. The child sees the Green Giant in the window and a look of pure horror and shock comes over their face. Then the Green Giant’s huge hand starts to reach in the window, toward the child…

(2/4) The child is facing the windows in the room, and the parents have their backs to them. Suddenly we see a huge pair of bright green hands slowly grab ahold of the window sill. The Green Giant’s massive, terrifyingly cheerful face rises up from behind his hands.

(1/4) James and I have a commercial pitch for Green Giant:

Parents are pleading and cajoling their young child at the dinner table to eat their vegetable. The child stubbornly refuses.

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They’re delicious! They’re big in the southern U.S. They must not grow well in the north as they aren’t common in the north. Try them if you get the chance!

Spinach, hands down. But I prefer collards and turnip greens even more.

Let’s not call it a “Cabinet.” It’s a frigging junk drawer and we all know it.